Variance: A lunchtime trip report

SomethingClever · #1 09-01-2006, 04:15 PM

- Go home, play poker. Lose $170. I'm down 9 buyins since I had a 12 buyin upswing when I first moved to $100 NL. asldhfskjadlghskdfg.

- Get super [censored] pissed off, drive to bank to deposit pathetic paycheck.

- As I walk back outside and get on my motorcycle (brag), a guy parks across the lot from me and gets out of his car. His shirt reads, no joke, "Variance" in large italic font across the back. omgwtf?

- Go to other bank to pay CC bill. Notice giant, penis-compensating truck with license plate MMORPG. rofl.

- At no point during lunch did I consume food (beat).

balkii · #2 09-01-2006, 07:54 PM

surely you realize that when you are really super pissed you should take the opportunity to commit seppuku

keikiwai · #3 09-01-2006, 07:56 PM

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- At no point during lunch did I consume food (beat).

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But would your lunch have been scrumptiously delicious morcels of taste bud quenching satisfaction?