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| #3 Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet |
   
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52 | 36.62% |
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08-29-2006, 02:17 PM
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ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
Two weeks ago, I find out I can't run a marathonament.
Last week, a rig hits my balla-ass 1997 plymouth neon (BALLAS HAVE PURPLE NEONS BATCHES), scratches and dents my back left door, back left wheel well, and blows out the back left tire. Crueller-huffing traffic cop won't file a report, even though HE SAW THE WHOLE DAMNED THING. Insurance companies still disputing whether I'm at fault a week later. Saturday, said balla-ass neon spews brake fluid like I spew chips. Today, I pick up the car, brake line, shoes, and drums "fixed" later, 6 bones in the hole. Drive it on the highway, and it starts shaking uncontrollably. After having it towed back to the shop, they tell me that new work needs to be done indpendent of the work they did. Tell them not to bother, I'll get a new car. New car = MONIEZ I DON'T HAVE = cancel trip to Chicago. Airline tickets? Non-transferrable, non-refundable. Marathon registration? Non-transferrable, non-refundable. I WANT TO [CAREBEAR] EVERYONE IN THEIR EYE SOCKET 
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08-29-2006, 02:23 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
Need to beable to choose more then one, and the order they should happen
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08-29-2006, 02:28 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
[censored] mechanics. Replace "rape" with "shoot children in the face while he watches" and you have my vote sir.
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08-29-2006, 02:29 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
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Trip to Chicago = big splurgy vacation???? [/ QUOTE ] Sad but true. Alternative option: Go to Chicago, put entire BR on craps table/single turn of roulette wheel. I'm starting to like this one more.
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08-29-2006, 02:30 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
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[ QUOTE ] Trip to Chicago = big splurgy vacation???? [/ QUOTE ] Sad but true. Alternative option: Go to Chicago, put entire BR on craps table/single turn of roulette wheel. I'm starting to like this one more. [/ QUOTE ] Northwest Indiana/Joliet/Aurora casinos = beat
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#9
08-29-2006, 02:32 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
Start smoking again, while You seriously consider killing yourself.
Finish considering and decide "most definitely". Score some crack, smoke just enough to still be [censored] right up but still able to rape someone (this is a skill that took me years to develop). Pay the auto mechanic a visit, have your way with him. Fill the bath tub, some epsom salts and lavender are a nice touch, maybe some scented candles. Grab the toaster and take a bath.
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08-29-2006, 02:33 PM
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Re: ELECTRICAL JESUS WON\'T SAVE ME
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Trip to Chicago = big splurgy vacation???? [/ QUOTE ] Sad but true. Alternative option: Go to Chicago, put entire BR on craps table/single turn of roulette wheel. I'm starting to like this one more. [/ QUOTE ] Northwest Indiana/Joliet/Aurora casinos = beat [/ QUOTE ] BUT ISN'T IT E-Z MONIES?????? MY PROBLEMS COULD BE SOLVED
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