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Old 08-19-2006, 03:59 PM
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Default official best of scenes from a hat thread

all are welcome to repost here the funniest sfah posts from any of the 11 (11? wtf are you kidding me?) threads.
i will grade them.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:36 AM
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

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Old 08-20-2006, 04:41 AM
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

I never knew what "scenes from a hat" were until a bit ago, so I went back and read through some of them and this one made me laugh out loud a minute ago... posted by Shortline


"Things you shouldn't say at a GA meeting"


Bet you can't eat all those donuts.
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:33 AM
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

Here are a few (I didn't go through every thread):

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"Things you don't say at gunpoint"

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WAIT I AM THE SEER

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"Famous people who got refused for certain jobs"

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"Hi, I'm Nicholasp27, you have an opening for simplification engineer?"

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"Sports figures starring in movies that were never released"

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Muhammad Ali in Shakes on a Plane

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Rejected 2+2 forums.

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Beats, Brags, and Violence.

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Porn sites you cant find.

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BobOsNightPeeks.com

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Horrible sales pitches for a funeral director to use on potential clients

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You're not looking well.

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Name you won't see for an adult video/magazine/toy store

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Dildo Rentals

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If the sit-com was named this, it wouldn't have aired

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ZOMG Night STFU Court

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Horrible restaurant names

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Sal Monella's

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Worst Hallmark card ever


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"Happy 10th birthday son"

That's what you would be saying right now if you didn't have that abortion 10 years ago.

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Bad, Bad, BAD Breakup Lines

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Rand() says you have to go.

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A Page From the Dictionary of POG

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Teh Po·tion - a beverage that is consumed during werewolf games in order to prove absolutely nothing

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Stores you won't see at the mall.

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Seers

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Stores you won't see at the mall.

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Discount Things We Stole From The Other End Of The Mall

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Old 08-20-2006, 11:13 AM
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Things you don't say at gunpoint"

[/ QUOTE ]
WAIT I AM THE SEER

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Famous people who got refused for certain jobs"

[/ QUOTE ]
"Hi, I'm Nicholasp27, you have an opening for simplification engineer?"

[/ QUOTE ]
6


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Sports figures starring in movies that were never released"

[/ QUOTE ]

Muhammad Ali in Shakes on a Plane

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Rejected 2+2 forums.

[/ QUOTE ]
Beats, Brags, and Violence.

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Porn sites you cant find.

[/ QUOTE ]
BobOsNightPeeks.com

[/ QUOTE ]
3


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Horrible sales pitches for a funeral director to use on potential clients

[/ QUOTE ]
You're not looking well.

[/ QUOTE ]
3


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Name you won't see for an adult video/magazine/toy store

[/ QUOTE ]
Dildo Rentals

[/ QUOTE ]
6


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If the sit-com was named this, it wouldn't have aired

[/ QUOTE ]
ZOMG Night STFU Court

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Horrible restaurant names

[/ QUOTE ]
Sal Monella's

[/ QUOTE ]
7


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

Worst Hallmark card ever


[/ QUOTE ]
"Happy 10th birthday son"

That's what you would be saying right now if you didn't have that abortion 10 years ago.

[/ QUOTE ]
6


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Bad, Bad, BAD Breakup Lines

[/ QUOTE ]
Rand() says you have to go.

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A Page From the Dictionary of POG

[/ QUOTE ]
Teh Po·tion - a beverage that is consumed during werewolf games in order to prove absolutely nothing

[/ QUOTE ]
7


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Stores you won't see at the mall.

[/ QUOTE ]
Seers

[/ QUOTE ]
5


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Stores you won't see at the mall.

[/ QUOTE ]
Discount Things We Stole From The Other End Of The Mall

[/ QUOTE ]
2
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:23 AM
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

ZOMG, you're so harsh!!
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:07 AM
ScottHoward ScottHoward is offline
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Default Re: official best of scenes from a hat thread

[ QUOTE ]
I never knew what "scenes from a hat" were until a bit ago, so I went back and read through some of them and this one made me laugh out loud a minute ago... posted by Shortline


"Things you shouldn't say at a GA meeting"


Bet you can't eat all those donuts.

[/ QUOTE ]
you really loled at that?
6 of 10
1-absolute garbage
5-about as unfunny as everything else in sfat
10-actually funny
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