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Old 08-11-2006, 05:20 PM
inferno inferno is offline
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Default My hand hurts wtfffffff

Just had this beat and I slammed my hand to hard on my table can hardly type [censored] hurts. im gonna put some ice on it jeeeeeeez I think its broken

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($25.61)
BB ($23)
UTG ($36.20)
Hero ($16.50)
Button ($41.49)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $0.25, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB (poster) raises to $4.9</font>, BB calls $4.75, Hero calls $16.25 (All-In), Button folds, SB calls $20.61 (All-In), BB calls $18 (All-In).

Flop: ($66.21) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($66.21) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

River: ($66.21) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $66.21

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Kd Ks (one pair, kings).
BB has Qh Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has As Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $63.10. </font>
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

paying thousands in medical bills over a 35 cent pot = +EV!
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:22 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

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paying thousands in medical bills over a 35 cent pot = +EV!

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I GUESS YOU CANT READ IDIOT
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:24 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

no sympathy for shortstack limp reraising $25NL donks
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:25 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

Thank you InFeRno.

If you hadn't used a broken hand converter, failed to edit your post, AND followedup the way you did, then the biggest moron on BBV today would've been me. That would've sucked.

That's a major monkey off my back.

P.S. Even a $62 pot isn't worth the medical bills, but thanks for playing.
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:25 PM
FeNeF FeNeF is offline
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

WOW YOU LOST WHEN YOU HAD LIKE A 65% CHANCE TO WIN

THAT IS LIKE THE WORST BEAT EVER

LIKE I MEAN YOU WERE A FAVOURITE TO WIN! YOU WIN MORE OFTEN THAN NOT! AND YOU LOST! WTF!

MAN SO MUCH FOR POKER BEING A GAME OF SKILL
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

Break both hands next time and save us the aggrevation.
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

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SO MUCH FOR BBV THREADS BEING INTERESTING

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Old 08-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Break both hands next time and save us the aggrevation.

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no way, then how would he jerk off after doubling his stack to $12 at 25 NL tables?
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:32 PM
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Default Re: My hand hurts wtfffffff

this isnt a bad beat, the both had pairs so its like a coinflip.
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