Sinking the Floaters

[kom]

I have encountered a problem which I am hoping OOT can help me with. I have recently acquired both a new job and a new girlfriend, and have run into a problem. The toilet facilities at work and her house cannot seem to accomodate me. I am a big guy, with a big appetite and basically I drop big turds. I am constantly faced with the problem of leaving a giant floater after flushing. This is quite embarrassing when a work collegaue or any of my GF's family enters the toilet after me. Please help.

My only desperate strategy so far has been using the toilet brush to help the big bad boy down, but this usually stains the brush which I then have to clean, which is both disgusting and unhygenic.

Advice, experiences and strategies please...

[NT!]

Courtesy flush. If they're still too big see a damn doctor. You may be too fat and nasty to have a girlfriend. Sorry.

NT

[kipin]

[Dominic]

try waiting two minutes and flush again. duh.

[acme401]

[Perseus]

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try waiting two minutes and flush again. duh.

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[Banks2334]

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My only desperate strategy so far has been using the toilet brush to help the big bad boy down, but this usually stains the brush which I then have to clean, which is both disgusting and unhygenic.

Advice, experiences and strategies please...

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The fact you chose this course of action versus a courtesy flush is a little disturbing.

[kom]

I am aware of the courtesy flush, but sometimes even after a second flush its still there. Surely someone, somewhere has had this happen before...

[Tony_P]

A courtesy flush is done when you are not through with the movement. That way the whole shebang doesn't have to go down at once. Also, eat some bran.

[russellmj]

More fiber.