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What I learned from television.
1. Driving headlong into the back of another vehicle will cause your car to jump over that vehicle, and most likely roll onto its side or roof.
2. We apparently lost the Viet Nam war because our highly trained elite teams of special forces commandos can fire tens of thousands of rounds from handguns, M-16s, and machine guns, but can never seem to manage to hit anyone. 3. If you want to avoid being conspicuous while engaging in private investigations, drive a red Ferrari. 4. Never pick up a souvenir in Hawaii. 5. And most importantly never, ever, under any circumstances, invite Jessica Fletcher to come to town for a visit. Someone WILL die. You? |
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Re: What I learned from television.
Bibliography plz.
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Re: What I learned from television.
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4. Never pick up a souvenir in Hawaii. [/ QUOTE ] Like this one? |
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Re: What I learned from television.
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[ QUOTE ] 4. Never pick up a souvenir in Hawaii. [/ QUOTE ] Like this one? [/ QUOTE ] Dude you are SO [censored]. |
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Re: What I learned from television.
Local crime lords, if you happen to capture a group of soldiers of fortune, never, repeat NEVER lock them in a garage, warehouse, storeroom, or anywhere with a welding kit and a lawnmower.
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Re: What I learned from television.
All grocery bags have a loaf of french bread sticking out the top of them.
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