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Old 07-28-2006, 01:42 PM
Borodog Borodog is offline
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Default What I learned from television.

1. Driving headlong into the back of another vehicle will cause your car to jump over that vehicle, and most likely roll onto its side or roof.

2. We apparently lost the Viet Nam war because our highly trained elite teams of special forces commandos can fire tens of thousands of rounds from handguns, M-16s, and machine guns, but can never seem to manage to hit anyone.

3. If you want to avoid being conspicuous while engaging in private investigations, drive a red Ferrari.

4. Never pick up a souvenir in Hawaii.

5. And most importantly never, ever, under any circumstances, invite Jessica Fletcher to come to town for a visit. Someone WILL die.

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Old 07-28-2006, 01:44 PM
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Default Re: What I learned from television.

Bibliography plz.
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:45 PM
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Default Re: What I learned from television.

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Old 07-28-2006, 01:47 PM
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Old 07-31-2006, 11:39 AM
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Default Re: What I learned from television.

Local crime lords, if you happen to capture a group of soldiers of fortune, never, repeat NEVER lock them in a garage, warehouse, storeroom, or anywhere with a welding kit and a lawnmower.
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Old 07-31-2006, 11:45 AM
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Default Re: What I learned from television.

All grocery bags have a loaf of french bread sticking out the top of them.
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