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Old 07-08-2006, 05:48 PM
fadedstar fadedstar is offline
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Default I don\'t know how to play poker.

So yeah I was like reviewing my hands like I do once a week and found this beauty. I'm pretty sure I've never played a hand as badly as this one. Every streets are laughable [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($52.33)
BB ($34.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.25.
<font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $0.4</font>, Hero (poster) calls $0.25.

Flop: ($1) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $5</font>, Hero calls $3.

Turn: ($11) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $5</font>, Hero calls $5.

River: ($21) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $13.82</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $34.82

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $34.82. </font>

.fs.
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Old 07-08-2006, 05:53 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

lol @ river fold w/ straight flush omg
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

Nice fold, he had the 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

I don't really remember this hand. I was probably disgusted at myself for not raising turn and insta fold 4th spade without having a closer look

haha.
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:10 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

whoa whoa whoa

you play MICRO and you're berating me???
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Old 07-08-2006, 07:16 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

HAHAHAsdh hasdjrhawhrh ahaF hasfh shashfhafha
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Old 07-08-2006, 07:30 PM
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lol this is awesome
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Old 07-08-2006, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

the worst part is the life changing amount of money you lost
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Old 07-08-2006, 07:39 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t know how to play poker.

LMAO when I was looking at the hand I was like "WTF why wouldn't he fold there he has 9 high flush"

then I looked at it again and thought the same thing

then I saw that the 3 made some [censored] straight flush

oh well
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Old 07-08-2006, 08:25 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
whoa whoa whoa

you play MICRO and you're berating me???

[/ QUOTE ]


you do have a lot of pride don't ya?

.fs.
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