5h - 50/100 vs Matusow

[good2cu]

I recently returned from living like a balla at Atlantis with Apathy, Durr, Fireyjustice, and Shannon “TV” Star Shorr. One night as we finished up 8 tabling and drinking in the Atlantis lobby we headed out to a shark tank, with a drunk 16 year old and another 2+2er named Harry (sorry bro I forgot your 2+2 name). We have been doing ridiculous prop bets the whole trip and have had an ongoing offer to pay someone 5k (put up by Durrr) to jump into a tank of scary, fast sharks. (For those of you famalir with Alantais this is the shark tank that has the tube ride going through the middle of it.) Anyways, after the drunk girl almost gets eaten by a shark, said 2+2er gets ready to jump in and touch the bottom for 5k. After about 20 minutes, he jumps in and touches the bottom when no sharks are nearby. It was scary. He survives. Durrr pays him 5k in cash, but he decides instead to get it shipped on UB and make a sick run at 50/100. So without further ado the hand.

5 hand. Hero’s 2nd hand.
Effective stacks: 5k.
Reads: Matusow is a huge donkey, other name pro is huge winner.

Dealt to hero: AQo

CO+1LAG pro.
CO is Mastow.
Button and BB are unkown.

UTG opens to 350, UTG+1 calls. Button calls. Hero Shoves for 5k.

Standard?

Results:
UTG folds. Mastow tanks and calls with 22. 22 Holds up for the win and Matsow says, “smelled like AQ”.

Hilarious.

Morale of the story, don’t risk your life for 5k then get pwned by Matusow.

[durrrr]

hahahahahahahahahaha

EDIT: this is a completely true story btw
EDIT2: Harry= sublime8700

[raptor517]

pwnd. holla

[Benal]

LOL Awesome

[captZEEbo]

lol matusow thinks this is a tournament!

HE CALLED WITH 22

JUST WOW

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[Hielko]

Obvious coinflip, and he is in the red zone so he needs to double up. Standard.

[good2cu]

Come on guys I'm looking for some serious analyasis. How do you "smell", someone's hands? How do these TV pros delevop such skills?

obviously matesow is just a donky and wanted to gamboooooooool

he smelt either QQ,KK,AA,AK,or AQ

lucky for him it was AQ

[fslexcduck]

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obviously matesow is just a donky

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end of strategy content to this thread if it was ever serious, which i don't think it was.

but that story is hilarious. um, did the guy really risk his life? what would you guys have done if a shark came over? more details plz.