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05-06-2006, 03:15 AM
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\"[censored] yo\' kneecap!\" said the rock
So I work at this restaurant as an expo. I'm not a waiter per se, I'm more of a food runner. Anyways, me and another guy are taking the big (10'x12') screen for the projector for the playoff games. It's extremely heavy, because it's made of a bunch of thick aluminum poles. And because it's so big, it's impossible for me to see where I'm stepping. So as we're taking it around to the front, I trip over a really large rock in the garden bed and bang my left knee REALLY REALLY [censored] hard against it. After doing the ol' Peter "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," I get back to work. About 10 minutes pass and it's gotten really hard to walk down the three stairs in the front, so I decide to go check my knee in the bathroom. Oh, what do you know? I'm missing a quarter-sized chunk of flesh, my leg is covered in blood, and my knee is swelling up like a mosquito in a hemophiliac's convention. So I get my boss to let me off, go to the hospital, wait three hours, get five stiches and learn that I have a hairline fracture on my kneecap. I'm sitting here in a demobilizer for my knee with crutches for at least a couple of weeks. That rock pwnd my knee. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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05-06-2006, 03:26 AM
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Re: \"[censored] yo\' kneecap!\" said the rock
dude, that blows. I'm impressed you can joke about it.
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05-06-2006, 03:31 AM
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Re: \"[censored] yo\' kneecap!\" said the rock
It's in my nature. When a person tells me that they will "look back at it and laugh," I always take the approach that if it will be funny, then it's already funny. I'm an easy going guy.
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05-06-2006, 03:41 AM
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Re: \"[censored] yo\' kneecap!\" said the rock
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It's in my nature. When a person tells me that they will "look back at it and laugh," I always take the approach that if it will be funny, then it's already funny. I'm an easy going guy. [/ QUOTE ] Losing a chunk of my knee isn't really one of those things I'd imagine I'd look back and laugh at someday. If you can, more power to you.
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