God I [censored] hate poker right now...

RAHZero · #1 11-07-2006, 05:37 AM

First BBV post. I know, low stakes, whatever, but this is just pissing me off. Going on a 10+ buy-in downsing at NL 50 is just ridiculous.

Hands:

Villain was borderline retarded, as we can see by his brilliant preflop play.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($49.95)
UTG ($39.80)
MP ($31.50)
Hero ($124.85)
Button ($47.95)
SB ($80.85)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, Button raises to $6.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $62, Button calls $41.20 (All-In).

Flop: ($110.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($110.70) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($110.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $110.70

Results in white below: 
Button has Th Ah (two pair, aces and tens).
UTG doesn't show.
Hero has As Kh (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Button wins $96.65. Hero wins $14.05. 

Villain was a LAGtard, hence my flop C/R. I guess he thought my checkraise meant his King-high was good?

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($49.40)
UTG ($55.60)
MP ($51.20)
CO ($56.05)
Button ($37)
Hero ($126.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Button raises to $1, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, UTG folds, Button calls $4.

Flop: ($11) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $9, Hero raises to $38, Button calls $32 (all-in).

Turn: ($96) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($96) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $96

Results in white below: 
Button has Ks Td (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has Jc Js (two pair, jacks and fives).
Outcome: Button wins $96. 

Flop the nuts, get it all-in on the flop, lose. And stab another knife in me on the river for good measure, just so I'm sure I lose before I even see the cards.

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SB ($21.85)
BB ($13.10)
UTG ($74.65)
MP ($25.80)
Hero ($180.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $1, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.50.

Flop: ($4) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets $0.5, BB folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $20.85 (all-in), MP folds, Hero calls $20.85.

Turn: ($46) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($46) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $46

Results in white below: 
SB has Ac Qc (flush, ace high).
Hero has Kd Js (straight, king high).
Outcome: SB wins $46. 

Sweet river! Oh wait...

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($77.40)
SB ($49.30)
BB ($58.30)
UTG ($27.30)
MP ($75.25)
Hero ($77.90)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.5, 1 fold, SB calls $2.25, 1 fold, MP folds.

Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6.

Turn: ($18) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($18) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $18, Hero bets $55, SB calls $40.80 (all-in).

Final Pot: $100

Results in white below: 
SB has Js Jd (full house, jacks full of threes).
Hero has Ah Kd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins $100. 

Flopped two pair, get in all-in vs. donkey, donkey wins. Converter messed up, but he pushes flop and catches flush w/ Ah3h.

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Hero ($53.30)
Button ($53.55)
SB ($51.25)
BB ($24.65)
UTG ($52.05)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls $0.50, beef calls $0.50, 1 fold, BB calls $0.

Flop: ($1.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $2.5, Hero raises to $14.75, Button raises to $14.75, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $33.75

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Button wins $33.75. 

Flopped top pair turns into backdoor flush? Don't worry, villain was calling down with the backdoor flush too!

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($57.10)
Button ($52.30)
SB ($22.25)
BB ($58.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3.

Turn: ($10.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB calls $6.

River: ($22.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15, BB goes all-in, Hero calls.

Final Pot: More than $67.25

Results in white below: 
BB has As Qs (flush, ace high).
Hero has Js Ts (flush, jack high).
Outcome: BB wins more than $67.25. 

Finally some action when I flop a set! Oh wait, maybe a little too much action...

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($82.10)
CO ($29.90)
Button ($96.55)
SB ($50.60)
BB ($55.55)
Hero ($47.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.25, BB calls $4.25.

Turn: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $40, BB calls all-in.

River: ($47.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: More than $47.75

Results in white below: 
BB has Ah 3h (straight, five high).
Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: BB wins more than $47.75. 

And last but not least, villain proves that KK is no match for the all powereful 25 SOOTED.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($79.60)
UTG ($29.05)
Hero ($52.50)
Button ($166.20)
SB ($33.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, Button calls $2, 2 folds.

Flop: ($4.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $3.5, Button calls $3.50.

Turn: ($11.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $7, Button calls $7.

River: ($25.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button goes all-in, Hero calls.

Final Pot: More than $70.75

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and twos).
Button has 2d 5d (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Button wins more than $70.75. 

Converter messed a bunch of these up, so I had to edit them manually.

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