I cant find my goddam wallet

[Clayton]

It's 5:50 AM and I'm been looking for my wallet for an hour now.

This may seem of little significance to you, but to me it's everything. For you see, at around 12 pm I have to wake up and pick up my friend from campus who is then later driving me to a car dealership an hour or so away where I am possibly buying a $35,000 Porsche.

Not finding my wallet means not getting this new car until, well, I find my wallet.

Where the [censored] is my wallet !?

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