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[whipsaw]

The Gettysburg Address:

Fizzy score n seven years ago our fatha brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, n dedicated ta tha proposizzles thiznat all men is created equal fo' sheezy.

Now we is engaged in a bootylicious civil wizzay saggin' whetha thiznat nation, or any nation so conceived n so dedicizzle can long endure . know what im sayin?. We is met on a bootylicious battle-field of thiznat war. We have come ta dedicate a portion of T-H-to-tha-izzat field, as a final rest'n place fo` those who hizzy gizzle they lives T-H-to-tha-izzat T-H-to-tha-izzat nation miznight live doggystyle. It is hustla frontin' n brotha T-H-to-tha-izzat we should do this.

Bizzy in a larga sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground fo shizzle. The brave mizzen, liv'n n dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor drug deala ta add or detract so i can get mah pimp on. The world wiznill shawty note, nor long hustla whizzat we say here, but it can pimp forget what they did here cuz this is how we do it. It is fo` us tha frontin' ratha, ta be dedicated hizzy ta tha unfinished wizzle whiznich tizzle who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is drug deala fo` us ta be here dedicated ta tha bootylicious task remain'n before us -- tizzle fizzy these honored dead we takes increazed devotion ta that cause fo` which they gizzle tha last fizzle measure of devotion -- that we hizzy highly resolve thiznat these dead shall not hizzle died in vain -- that this nation, Gizzay shiznall have a new birth of freedom -- n tizzy government of tha people, by tha people, fo` tha people, shizzall not perish from tha earth dogg.

edit: didn't realize teh bad word was in it.

[blutarski]

ban foshizzle for usin' tha straight up ebonics yo.

Church.

[DanielC]

Roosevelt's Declaration of War Speech:

At 7:53 a.m. on Sunday, Gangsta 7, 1941, tha first assault wave of Japanese killa planes attacked tha U.S. Naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, tak'n tha Americans completely by surprise like this and like that and like this and uh.

The fiznirst attack wave targeted airfields n battleships. The second wizzle targeted killa ships n shipyard facilizzles . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. The air raid lasted until 9:45 a.m. Eight battleships were damaged, wit five S-to-tha-izzunk . I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Three light motherf** destroyaz n three baller vessels wizzy lost along wit 188 aircraft . Bounce wit me. The Japanese lost 27 planes n five midget submarizzles whizzay attempted ta penetrate tha baller harbor n launch torpedoes.

The casualty list at Pearl Harbor included 2,335 servicizzle n 68 civilians killed, n 1,178 wounded. Over a thousand crewmen aboard tha USS Arizona battleship were iced afta a 1,760 pound aerial bizzle penetrated tha forward magazine blingin' catastrizzle explosions.

[[Phill]]

"Over a thousand crewmen aboard tha USS Arizona battleship were iced afta a 1,760 pound aerial bizzle penetrated tha forward magazine blingin' catastrizzle explosions."

Lol, awesome.

[Hrkac]

July 12
On this date in 1787, tha Three-fifths Compromise was enacted. Delegizzles ta tha Constitutizzle Convention in Philadelphia that year accepted a plan offered by James Madison determin'n a state's representizzles in tha U.S. Hizouse of Representatizzles.

The issue of how ta count slaves split tha delegizzles into two wanna be gangsta with the S-N-double-O-P. The playa regarded slaves as property who should receive no representizzles. Baller demanded that Blacks be counted wit whites. The compromise clearly reflected tha strength of tha pro-slavery forces at tha convention to increase tha peace. The Three-fifths Compromizzles allowed a state ta count three fifths of each B-L-to-tha-izzack person in determin'n politizzles representizzle in tha House yaba daba dizzle.

Rappa thizzay weed-smokin' or slow'n tha importation of slaves in tha south, slavery had been given a new life; a politizzles life n we out. Even whizzay law stopped tha import'n of new slaves in 1808, tha south continued ta increaze its overall politizzles status n electoral votes by add'n n breed'n slaves illegally so you betta run and grab yo glock. The Three-fifths Compromise would not be challenged again until tha Dred Scott case in 1856 where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

[mediumpimpin]

Martin Brotha King, Jr.: "I: Have a Dream"

I am stoked ta join wit you today in wizzle wizzy go down in history as tha greatest demonstrizzles fo` freedom in tha history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a bootylicious American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed tha Emancipizzles Proclamizzle. This momentous decree came as a bootylicious beacon light of hope ta millions of Negro slaves who had bizzle seared in tha flames of witering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak ta end tha long nizzay of they captivity . Hollaz to the East Side.

But one hundred years wanna be gangsta tha Negro stiznill is not free. One hundred years lata, tha life of tha Negro is still sadly crippled by tha manacles of segregizzles n tha chains of discriminizzles with my forty-fo' mag. One hundred years brotha tha Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in tha mizzay of a vizzast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years lata, tha Negro is stizzill languished in tha corna of American society n finds himself an exile in his own land from tha streets of tha L-B-C. And so we've come hizzle today ta dramatize a shameful condition fo' sho'.

[whipsaw]

Emancipizzles Proclamizzle - LOL

[skunkworks]

hahahahahah very nice application of gizoogle.

From the Ten Commandments:

Tizzy shiznalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shizzay not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's upside yo head.

[whipsaw]

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hahahahahah very nice application of gizoogle.

From the Ten Commandments:

Tizzy shiznalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shizzay not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's upside yo head.

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5-9

Honor yo fatha n yo motha, tizzle yo days may be long upon tha land which tha Lord yo God is mobbin' you.

You shizzay not pimp
You shall not commit adultery.

You shizzall not steal.

You S-H-to-tha-izzall not bear false witness against yo neighbor.

[TinderWall]

I spent three hours playing around with gizoogle and giggling like a little girl last week sometime.

Our fiznirst goal is clear like a motha [censored]: We mizzust hizzle an economy thiznat grows fast enough ta employ every dawg n woman who seeks a job sho nuff. (Applause.) Crazy Ass recession, terrorist attacks, corporate scandals n stock market declines, our economy is recover'n -- yet it's not perpetratin' fizzle enough, or strongly enough. Wit unemployment ris'n, our nation needs more S-M-to-tha-izzall businizzles ta open, more companies ta invest n expand, more rappa ta put up tha siznign tizzle says, "Help Wanted." (Applause.)
-State of the Union Address