my factory of poker playing robotz

O Fen�meno · #1 10-08-2007, 01:34 AM

my goal is to get a robot factory going with 500-1000 robots all playing 1/2nl all day everyday for the rest of their miserably electronic robot lives. hopefully i can have them clear $40000 in rake back every month each so i can offset my massive power costs which i guesstimate will be nearly $1000000000 a month due to all of the internetz i shall be consuming and the robots i have created run off pron and i need to get a large membership to many pron sites so they dont become hungry and fat like david degenamine

that being said i need dedicated maintenance people willing to work a series of rotating 8hr shifts everyday. for example midnight - 8am, 8am-4pm, 4pm-midnight. everyday you would switch a shift with another worker. i have 500-1000 robots that all need love and pron since they run on pron. thus i was thinking i need as many as 50 workers, your wage shall be paid in either rake back transfers on ftp or pron. i will also need security guards to guard my profitz and my precious robotz. the pay shall be bountiful and the pleasures extraordinary and that is why you should join my robot factory and become part of my team.
send your applications via pm or meet me at the factory in rural vermont

ebepse · #2 10-08-2007, 01:35 AM

i bet this awesome thread is gunna be locked

fwiw i want to be a robot poker player

O Fen�meno · #3 10-08-2007, 01:40 AM

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i bet this awesome thread is gunna be locked

fwiw i want to be a robot poker player

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k what are your weaknesses

ebepse · #4 10-08-2007, 01:42 AM

hungry, sleepy, and my penis is so large it accidentally flops on the desk and makes me misclick

O Fen�meno · #5 10-08-2007, 01:43 AM

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hungry, sleepy, and my penis is so large it accidentally flops on the desk and makes me misclick

[/ QUOTE ]i can feed your robot hunger with pr0n

Barretboy · #6 10-08-2007, 01:43 AM

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hungry, sleepy, and my penis is so large it accidentally flops on the desk and makes me misclick

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I have this problem all the time.

I_AM_EVIL · #7 10-08-2007, 01:45 AM

Send this post to MrGatorade. He likes helping people with setting up poker bots.

demon102 · #8 10-08-2007, 01:45 AM

I wish my penis was that big, Im only average [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

O Fen�meno · #9 10-08-2007, 01:46 AM

i already has the robotz but i need workeers to help with my robotz

Smell The Glove · #10 10-10-2007, 01:14 PM

bump this fantastic thread