JJ < 66, Slowrolled & Taunted, ZOMG HU 4 BR's SHIP IT PLZ

johnbeans · #1 01-17-2007, 03:28 PM

So I’m just minding my own business 6-tabling donk stakes when this guy slowrolls me, blows me out for 100 BB's, and makes fun of me in chat. What else can I do but challenge him to HU 4 BR's?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1620303716: Table Sherwood (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:56:56 ET - 2007/01/17
Seat 1: KaleGozer ($52.75)
Seat 2: GladstoneGand3r ($50.50)
Seat 3: 2Tired4u ($49.25)
Seat 4: lol pozzament ($75.80)
Seat 5: Boktor_Durda ($100)
Seat 6: devourer ($174.90)
lol pozzament posts the small blind of $0.25
Boktor_Durda posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol pozzament [Js Jc]
devourer folds
KaleGozer raises to $2
GladstoneGand3r calls $2
2Tired4u folds
lol pozzament raises to $7
Boktor_Durda folds
KaleGozer calls $5
GladstoneGand3r calls $5
*** FLOP *** [6s 6h 8s]
lol pozzament bets $15
KaleGozer adds $4.25
KaleGozer folds
GladstoneGand3r calls $15
*** TURN *** [6s 6h 8s] [2s]
lol pozzament bets $51.50 (LOL don’t want to lose value from TT, 99, A8)
GladstoneGand3r: LOL
GladstoneGand3r: hahaha
GladstoneGand3r: u suck+
GladstoneGand3r calls $28.50, and is all in
lol pozzament shows [Js Jc]
GladstoneGand3r shows [6d 6c]
Uncalled bet of $23 returned to lol pozzament
*** RIVER *** [6s 6h 8s 2s] [Ts]
lol pozzament shows a flush, Jack high
GladstoneGand3r shows four of a kind, Sixes
GladstoneGand3r wins the pot ($105.50) with four of a kind, Sixes
devourer: LOL
devourer: BANG
lol pozzament: lol
lol pozzament: BANG?
lol pozzament: I'll play both of jokes HU for bankrolls anytime
KaleGozer: my thoughts pozzament

GladstoneGand3r: kk nl600 hu u n00b
lol pozzament: KK
GladstoneGand3r: okay?
lol pozzament: I'll play
devourer: u guys are not that good
devourer: drop (stakes?)
KaleGozer: u joing pozza? i like to watch that
devourer: I ll take care of both of U
lol pozzament: I'm playing my free hands
lol pozzament: Then I'll sit in

LOL can’t back down from HU 4 BR challenges, so here’s a few highlights.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1620360086: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:10:48 ET - 2007/01/17
Seat 1: GladstoneGand3r ($617.50)
Seat 2: lol pozzament ($747)
GladstoneGand3r posts the small blind of $3
lol pozzament posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol pozzament [Ah Jh]
GladstoneGand3r raises to $18
lol pozzament raises to $54
GladstoneGand3r calls $36
*** FLOP *** [As 7h Qd]
lol pozzament checks
GladstoneGand3r checks
*** TURN *** [As 7h Qd] [Qs]
lol pozzament checks
GladstoneGand3r checks
*** RIVER *** [As 7h Qd Qs] [9h]
lol pozzament bets $75
GladstoneGand3r calls $75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lol pozzament shows [Ah Jh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
GladstoneGand3r mucks
lol pozzament wins the pot ($257.50) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $258 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As 7h Qd Qs 9h]
Seat 1: GladstoneGand3r (small blind) mucked [5d Ad] - two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: lol pozzament (big blind) showed [Ah Jh] and won ($257.50) with two pair, Aces and Queens

Full Tilt Poker Game #1620399796: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:20:20 ET - 2007/01/17
Seat 1: GladstoneGand3r ($751)
Seat 2: lol pozzament ($706)
lol pozzament posts the small blind of $3
GladstoneGand3r posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol pozzament [Th Td]
lol pozzament raises to $18
GladstoneGand3r calls $12
*** FLOP *** [8c Js Ts]
GladstoneGand3r checks
lol pozzament bets $30
GladstoneGand3r calls $30
*** TURN *** [8c Js Ts] [Ac]
GladstoneGand3r checks
lol pozzament bets $85
GladstoneGand3r calls $85
*** RIVER *** [8c Js Ts Ac] [6s]
GladstoneGand3r bets $192
lol pozzament calls $192
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GladstoneGand3r shows [As 9h] (a pair of Aces)
lol pozzament shows [Th Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
lol pozzament wins the pot ($649.50) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $650 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c Js Ts Ac 6s]
Seat 1: GladstoneGand3r (big blind) showed [As 9h] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: lol pozzament (small blind) showed [Th Td] and won ($649.50) with three of a kind, Tens

I closed FTP before the last HH uploaded where I semi-bluffed a $200ish pot, so here is the obligatory mostly complete graph.

-edited for monies graph