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Funniest philosophy joke ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np2QHm_9kX0
I just watched this and i was laughing so hard because it related to all the philosophy i have taken at college and football (soccer) which I love. I suppose many of you have seen this before, but I felt like I should post it for those who have not seen it. The middle part of the video with the Yorkshire men is ok, but the thing I want you to watch is the soccer scenes with Germany vs Greece which is the first couple mins and the last couple mins. Enjoy |
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Re: Funniest philosophy joke ever
"Marx is claiming that it was offsides!"
Hahahhahaa. That was very funny. |
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Re: Funniest philosophy joke ever
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"Marx is claiming that it was offsides!" Hahahhahaa. That was very funny. [/ QUOTE ] I think that is my favourite part of the whole clip |
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Re: Funniest philosophy joke ever
I assume this is the Monty Python sketch? Classic.
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Re: Funniest philosophy joke ever
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I assume this is the Monty Python sketch? Classic. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, it is a Monty Python sketch. |
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Another philosophy joke
The world famous and important philosopher steps up to the podium of the full, standing room-only amphitheater to deliver his lecture. He begins
"There are really only twelve schools of philocophical thought..-" A voice from the back of the hall shouts "Thirteen!" The philosopher is startled momentarily but continues "I was saying, there are only twelve schools of philosophical..-" "Thirteen!", the voice shouts again. The philosopher is now annoyed so he raises his voice "THERE ARE TWELVE PHILOSOPHICAL SCHOOLS OF ..-" "Thirteen!", the voice persists. The philosopher wants to ignore the interruption and continues loud and clear "NUMBER ONE, WE HAVE IDEALISM..-" "Oh. Fourteen, then!" |
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Best historians\' joke
Best historians' joke
A young graduate student is about to take his orals, and is getting advice from an old professor. "What do I do if I'm asked about an historical period I know nothing about?" "Just say it was a period of transition and the middle class was rising." |
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Re: Best historians\' joke
A group of Philosophers are taking a flight around the world together:
Plato, Aristotle, Thales, Parmenides, Anaximander, Heraclitus, Descartes, Kant, and Berkeley. As the flight is preparing to take off, a stewardess asks Parmenides, "I'm sorry, sir, I think you're in the wrong seat. Could you please move?" He smiles and answers, "of course," and immediately vanishes from existence. A stewardess later asks Descartes if he would like something to drink. He answers, "I think not," and disappears in a puff of logic. Pushing past Descartes' seat, the stewardess asks Thales if he would like some water. "No," he answers, "I'm not drinking water—I'm drinking Pepsi." He immediately disappears. The stewardess then approaches Anaximander and asks him if he would like some more wine. "No thank you," he answers with a slight belch. "I've reached my limit." Suddenly, he vanishes. Having had too much to drink himself, Heraclitus prepares to get up to go to the lavatory only to find his legs have fallen asleep. "Oh no!" he exclaims, "I can't move!" and then he puffs out of existence. Aristotle, bored out of his mind and looking to cause some mischief, turns to a melancholy Berkeley and asks him what's wrong. "My mistress has stopped seeing me," he answers as he slowly fades into nothingness. Aristotle then turns to Kant and asks if he knows the time. Kant pulls out his watch and says, "Yes, I do." Immediately, he vanishes as well. Just then, an announcement comes over the loudspeaker. "This is the captain. I'm sorry, but our landing will be slightly delayed." Plato exclaims, "shocking! I had no idea." And then, he is gone. Aristotle, finding himself all alone, shrugs and says, "no matter," only to finally blink out of existence himself. |
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Re: Best historians\' joke
The "philosophy" of creationism:
Adam: Stand back, Eve, I don't know how big it gets! Eve: stifles a smirk, doesn't move. |
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Re: Funniest philosophy joke ever
That's more action than I've seen in a soccer game in a long time.
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