the split-stream situation
So you know how sometimes when you go to take a piss, usually after getting laid (or beating off, or whatever) your piss will go in 2 different directions? Then then sometimes you don't notice right away, but you piss on your leg? Like I was wearing jeans, had just had secks, went to piss, and since jeans are thick I didn't notice that I was pissing on my own leg. But I was. I mean whatever, it's just urine, so I just ignored it and let it dry, but at work that would never fly. That's why I wear black pants - no visible urine stains. Words of wisdom from mbillie1.
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