Bad with women? My effort to get you guys laid

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For my part to get even the saddest of you sacks laid, im going to give you guys some irrefutable evidence, that anyone can get laid by an attractive girl. This should give you teh confidence that you need. This evidence is irrefutable, and it should go over ecspecially well here.



According to the law of the Union of Independent Events, all you have to do is approach enough women to guarantee you an almost 100% chance of getting laid.


1 - .995 ^ 2000 = .999956 or a 99.9956% chance of getting laid by a hot chick, as long as you approach 2000 hot girls.


The caveat is every girl you approach, you have to assume there is a half percent chance (or better, but then you dont even need to approach 2000) you will get laid, by that particular girl. Which, imo, shouldnt be that hard.

[Scary_Tiger]

Your math is wrong and I don't have a half percent chance with most hot chicks.

[lippy]

Perfect. This has solved all my problems.

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Your math is wrong and I don't have a half percent chance with most hot chicks.

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Don't you occasionally have decent amounts of money?

[Scary_Tiger]

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Your math is wrong and I don't have a half percent chance with most hot chicks.

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Don't you occasionally have decent amounts of money?

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Money means nothing to the college girls on my campus. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Thanks Guids!

[Victor]

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Your math is wrong and I don't have a half percent chance with most hot chicks.

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Don't you occasionally have decent amounts of money?

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Money means nothing to the college girls on my campus. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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scary tiger, you go to michigan, correct? use your money to buy big plastic bags full of weed and 4 foot bongs.

here is your approach:

st: wanna get high?
hb: sure

after you get high it will be kinda awkward since you are high. here is the tricky part, you have 3 choices.

1) kiss her
2) put your hand up her skirt
3) ask her if she wants to screw

[guids]

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Your math is wrong and I don't have a half percent chance with most hot chicks.

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Whats wrong with the math? And Id venture to say that most dudes have at least half a percent chance of getting laid on average, with your random girl, so maybe just dont aim for the hot chicsks.

[Five-Star]

If real women don't work out, they always have Ariane. Then again, some people can't even make that work right.

[cobrakai111]

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For my part to get even the saddest of you sacks laid, im going to give you guys some irrefutable evidence, that anyone can get laid by an attractive girl. This should give you teh confidence that you need. This evidence is irrefutable, and it should go over ecspecially well here.



According to the law of the Union of Independent Events, all you have to do is approach enough women to guarantee you an almost 100% chance of getting laid.


1 - .995 ^ 2000 = .999956 or a 99.9956% chance of getting laid by a hot chick, as long as you approach 2000 hot girls.


The caveat is every girl you approach, you have to assume there is a half percent chance (or better, but then you dont even need to approach 2000) you will get laid, by that particular girl. Which, imo, shouldnt be that hard.

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Boomhauer used this approach in a women's shoe store on King of the Hill and was invited into a women's dressing room.