Brag: Bought a homeless guy Taco Bell.

Happytime Harry · #1 03-18-2007, 02:11 PM

Driving up to Taco Bell for some delicious lunchtime fun I saw this dude with a sign that said "Will Work for food or money. God bless you." I'm not religious at all but the last line hit me so I was like w/e Taco Bell's right there anyways. I got him two steak Gordita supremes(baller)

Anyways I drove up to him and rolled down the window and he jumped back and said "Damn man you [censored] smell" [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Anyways I handed him the bag of food and he said "What? No drink?" And walked away.

Some parts of this story might be untrue.

apatheticsquirl · #2 03-18-2007, 02:20 PM

the reason you didnt buy him a drink was to teach him a lesson. maybe next time he will make his sign a little clearer.
Beat: a homeless guy criticized your hygene

chiznadAZ · #3 03-18-2007, 02:23 PM

did you get your window washed?

Happytime Harry · #4 03-18-2007, 02:28 PM

No. I think it'd be humiliating to:

Do dumb tasks for tacos
Just stand there while someone washes your windows for tacos.

bmwguy525 · #5 03-18-2007, 05:18 PM

We have all kinds of homeless people around Santa Barbara. I bought some TB for a couple homeless buddies once and they started beatin each other off immediately right out in public. Needless to say that'll be the last time I ever buy TB for homeless people.

Anacardo · #6 03-18-2007, 05:21 PM

Counter-brag: In college, a homeless guy OFFERED me Taco Bell. Half of what appeared to be a seven-layer burrito. I accepted and threw it away at discreet distance; had I been hungry I likely would have eaten it.

That was the second time in my life that the homeless offered ME aid.

I am one shabby-lookin' [censored].

Mr November · #7 03-18-2007, 05:27 PM

Brag: After a long night of drinking, I gave a homeless guy the rest of my brown bagged 40oz in NYC.

Beat: He then proceeded to ask if I had anything wrong with me.

Variance: He drank it.

Lizard King · #8 03-18-2007, 05:58 PM

Taco Bell is the biggest Beat eva even for a homeless guy. Seriously stop being cruel to animals just ignore them and they will go away.

grouchie · #9 03-18-2007, 06:02 PM

There was a lady on the corner of I95 and Boulder for a few days with a sign that read something to the extent of
"Need job to feed my children, God Bless"

So, I drove up and handed her a bunch of paper applications... She seemed quite annoyed with me

bmwguy525 · #10 03-18-2007, 06:23 PM

You know some people are so unappreciative.....