THE TEN BBV COMANDMENTS

[AsydRayne]

Forsooth, if thy followest, these commandments, all of BBV will bask in thy glory.
1. Thou shalt use BASTARD as an option in every poll.
2. If thou discoverest a thread without [x] thou shalt post [x].
3. Thou shalt make a reference to pizza in any thread about Grim.
4. Thou shalt restate the fact that overcards have more outs than Pocket Pairs at every opportunity.
5. Thou shalt berate OPs for posting beats, especially if they are legitimate.
6. Thou shalt randomly post cliche phrases like BAN, HU FOR ROLLS, and XXX FOR MOD so the other posters shall know thy wit.
7. Thou shalt instantly discount any post which references microstakes or tournaments, thereby proving thy manliness.
8. Thou shalt use MSPaint to win any argument.
9. If anyone catches thee being stupid, thou shalt pretend that thou were leveling.
10. If all else fails, Thou shalt use the search function to find something that was funny in BBV long ago and repeat it.

[Windforce]

wow OP is so lame my back hurts

[thac]

SHOTGUN

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[censored], ldo.

[Windforce]

lol thac owned

[Imrahil]

Wow this is really good because it's true.

[greg nice]

thou shall not fk with raw c-poppa

[losingdonkey]

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Wow this is really sad because it's true.

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fyp

[Fuzzwah]

I searched but couldn't find where anyone had posted up 10 lame commandments before... DUCY?

[Ikaika]

[x] ban OP

[Alobar]

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