Last week's sports beats - now this is running cold.

[NajdorfDefense]

No one really awful one, like Duhon hitting a meaningless 40-foot 3 at the buzzer v UConn to cover the spread in the Final Four, just the little things:

Buckhalter +1200 to score first TD - he fumbles at the 4, Eagles get ball back, but he makes up for it by fumbling at the 1. NhSir.

over 4.5 sacks during MNF game. 4 sacks going to final play all Garcia has to do is kneel down for my win, he lunges forward to avoid the sack in the 31-9 win. You suck, dude. Literally.

I have O45.5 and U49.5/50 for game total. 31-9, great chance to win both sides of bet, Packers have first and goal at the 1.5yd line after a pass int call on Philly. 3 center plunges, gets to half yard line. GB goes for score on 4th! Stuffed again - you are awful Morency. 4 rushes, 1 yd total, Dawkins out, LB Jones out, No Kearse, stopped by last guy on roster Omar Gaither. Yep.

San Diego -2 and +1. SD scores on opening drive, then 13-7 with 3 minutes left, punter gets hurt, they take safety up 13-9. They punt, let McNair scramble for first down, then throw TD pass with less than a minute left. Schottenheimer, you are awful.

OAK +3, up 21-3 over Browns. Final 24-21 cleveland. Art Shell I will effing kill you on the street. Argh.

ATL/NO under 41. Not 1, but two INTs returned for TD, 14 points there, 42 point final game total. Kurt Warner go back to your undead wife.

Vandy minus spread, Temple is trying to run clock out at end of first half at own 22, guy runs for 78-yd TD over 6 Vandy tacklers on final play. Vandy misses 2 XPs. Still, I just need one more Vandy score with 15+ minutes left. Nothing doing. Commodore Vanderbilt buy me some Lubriderm next time.
Temple gets first 2 TDs of season in game 5.

Coulda been a great week with that middle and +1200 on Buckhalter. F'ing loser.

Next week I save the trouble:

[27offsuit]

That's pretty rough.

Coulda've been a huge week.

[AllinDan]

tigers $200 to win $6000. THey lose their last 5 games including etting swept by the royals culminating in one of the greatestm choke jobs I can remmeber. kill me.

[Performify]

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San Diego -2 and +1. SD scores on opening drive, then 13-7 with 3 minutes left, punter gets hurt, they take safety up 13-9. They punt, let McNair scramble for first down, then throw TD pass with less than a minute left. Schottenheimer, you are awful.


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Don't forget, Chargers miss a routine 45-yard field goal AND muff the snap on another ~35-yarder.

Between those six points and the safety, that's a nine point swing...

Don't get me started on the beat of placing what looks like an awesome early teaser on Seattle +2.5 / Atlanta -7.5 to tease to Seattle +8.5 / Atlanta -1.5 on Sunday night, then have the news about SA come out on Monday, then see the Seattle line jump a full point (negating the primary benefit of the tease) and then Seattle getting absolutely demolished.

[Russ M.]

$100 to win $500 in a 3-team parlay. I take the Jets +9.5, they make it close and lose by 3. I take the Saints +7.5. Carolina, trying to run out the clock up 3. NO allows Foster to go practically untouched for a 1000000 yard TD with like 2 minutes left, I cry. Then Colston catches a long TD to beat the spread yay! Final game, I take GB +11. Monday Night. Brett Favre. Philly secondary blows. This was the game I was least concerned with. What happens?

31-9. Favre goes for 205 yds and 3 TO's. Go F yourself Favre.

Also put $70 ($50 of that free from Bodog) on SD at -3. Nice last minute TD you [censored] bitches.

[mulebennett]

Parlay 8-Team Parlay 33.00 -33.00
1. Win 30-Sep Wisconsin vs Indiana for Game (-445) 52 - 17
2. Win 30-Sep Oregon vs Arizona State for Game (+105) 48 - 13
3. Win 30-Sep Purdue vs Notre Dame for Game (-660) 21 - 35
4. Win 30-Sep Miami Ohio vs Cincinnati U for Game (-445) 10 - 24
5. Win 30-Sep Ohio State vs Iowa for Game (-270) 38 - 17
6. Win 30-Sep Michigan vs Minnesota U for Game (-405) 28 - 14
7. Win 30-Sep Tennessee U vs Memphis for Game (-605) 41 - 7
8. Loss 30-Sep Rice vs Army for Game (-460) 48 - 14

CLIFFS NOTES: $33 to win $250. 8 team parlay. All money lines. 7 for 7, Army (-10 pt favorites at home) loses to 0-3 Rice.

[CrazyPsycho]

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Parlay 8-Team Parlay 33.00 -33.00
1. Win 30-Sep Wisconsin vs Indiana for Game (-445) 52 - 17
2. Win 30-Sep Oregon vs Arizona State for Game (+105) 48 - 13
3. Win 30-Sep Purdue vs Notre Dame for Game (-660) 21 - 35
4. Win 30-Sep Miami Ohio vs Cincinnati U for Game (-445) 10 - 24
5. Win 30-Sep Ohio State vs Iowa for Game (-270) 38 - 17
6. Win 30-Sep Michigan vs Minnesota U for Game (-405) 28 - 14
7. Win 30-Sep Tennessee U vs Memphis for Game (-605) 41 - 7
8. Loss 30-Sep Rice vs Army for Game (-460) 48 - 14

CLIFFS NOTES: $33 to win $250. 8 team parlay. All money lines. 7 for 7, Army (-10 pt favorites at home) loses to 0-3 Rice.

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LOL 8 team parlay.....

[lowpockets]

Sports killed me this weekend too guys. No worries. And yes perf - I took that early tsr last Sunday night - but I won't hold it against you.

Also to mulebennet - don't even bet for or against Army. They are all over the place.

[mulebennett]

it wasn't so much betting for or against Army, but fading Rice. either way, it sucked.

[beetman]

I had that MNF middle too with a lot more on the over, OAK, and the AZ/ATL under (which I think you meant, not ATL/NO). I had BAL +2.5 bought up to +3.5 and Temple +34 though so it wasn't all awful.