text message beat

[SNOWBALL]

I was in my car about to chase down my hot redheaded neighbor and offer her a ride, when my martial arts training partner texted me. I stop my car to check my message, and then when I look up she's GONE

[EricW]

URUGUAY

[MasterLJ]

stalker.

[DCopper04]

On the bright side, if anyone makes fun of you for being queer, you've got a partner who knows martial arts.

[cbh]

playing hard to get, is she?

[blutarski]

You're never going to be a serial killer unless you pay attention to the details:

1. Make sure you have the duct tape and the van.
2. Wear gloves.
3. Turn off cell phone so ghey lover won't interrupt.

[SNOWBALL]

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URUGUAY


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I'm not the one with the "friend" club

[boomshakalaka]

Ive had a couple runins with gingers lately, and I dont know why. Are they all [censored] to make up for thier subrace status?

[LooseCaller]

beat: i read this thread

[EricW]

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URUGUAY


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I'm not the one with the "friend" club

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DON'T YOU DARE INSULT THE "FRIEND" CLUB. YOU TAKE IT BACK, YOU TAKE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!111!!11!