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New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
After voyaging up to New Hampshire from Boston to a charity poker tournament (200+50) a friend and I realize
1. I showed up on the wrong day. 2. I was too late for the regular tournament anyway. I decide to play this joke of a ring game they put together. The rules are that you pay $60 for $50 chips, blinds are 1-2 for the first half hour and 2-4 for the last half hour. A friend and I sit down to mess around: First two hands I end up bringing the table from 9 to 5 staking 4 people with AA and KQ. Ship it holla shorthanded "deep stack" against hicks. Hick slaying: commence. Brag: A few hands later the funniest thing I have ever seen takes place at the table. Of the remaining players are my friend and I, this middle aged dude with a Pokerroom hat and badass sun glasses, and this obnoxious 20 something kid. PR opens for $10 and obnoxious shoves for like 60 or something, PR calls... PR: A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]' Obnoxious: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Flop: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Obnoxious: "[censored] ship that pot." PR: is quiet, yet annoyed. Turn: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] PR: "Do it to him one time." River: Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Me: boom selecta. Obnoxious: Oh my (expletive) god. (expletive) (expletive) Friend: hahahahahahahha glad that happened. At this point, the kid seems frantic and unstable. During this time, obnoxious decides to steal an Ipod sitting at the table AND a pair of sunglasses and runs for the door at mach 5. I have never laughed so hard. I almost threw up laughing, the way he ran out, pure gold. Random man didn't realize it was his Ipod until much later after he left. Sunglasses have yet to be claimed. I stacked PR next hand with 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] |
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Re: New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
Why is there 2 king of clubs
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Re: New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
Everything about this post is terrible.
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Re: New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
accident Q clubs. and pokergrader, my apologies for not entertaining you enough for you to leave a heartwarming, thankful comment.
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Re: New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
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During this time, obnoxious decides to steal an Ipod sitting at the table AND a pair of sunglasses and runs for the door at mach 5. [/ QUOTE ] That is 12 shades of excellent. |
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Re: New Hampshire Charity Game: Bad Beat leads to hilarious event
i liked the story. ive played in these NH games before though so maybe its because i can certainly see this whole thing happening.
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