Let's Mess with a Douchebag

[Los Feliz Slim]

As I've mentioned, I'm hiring an assistant. I post the ad on Craigslist, among other places, and receive resumes via email. Whenever I do this, I get a certain number of respondents trying to get representation or sell stuff to me, so at the end of my ad this time I put:

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If you've already sent your resume for this position there is no need to send it again, it is on file. Also, if you're an actor seeking representation or a vendor of products to the entertainment industry, please don't send an email. It's really annoying.

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I open up my email this AM and got this reply:

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Subject: [censored] YOU.

You're the annoying one. Stupid bitch.


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I'm on Daddy duty today so I'm going to go pick up my daughter. When she's napping I will commence [censored] with this guy on email. Ideas welcome.