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Old 05-25-2006, 04:13 AM
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Default effpokerihatethisgamesomuchohgodwhy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1

I AM RUNNING SO [censored] BAD

I GET 28 POCKET PAIRS TONIGHT AND FLOP 0 SETS

FINALLY I FLOP A SET WITH #29

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $70.40
Hero: $98.50
CO: $63.05
Button: $51.75
SB: $131.50
BB: $263.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero calls, 2 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $2</font>, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $15</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $30</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $90.5</font>, BB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($199, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $199)


Results:
Final pot: $199
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 4d 4s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Qd Qs</font>

THESE ARE ALSO FUN HANDS FROM TONIGHT:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $99.40
Hero: $84.35
CO: $8.70
Button: $32.40
SB: $67.75
BB: $137.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3.5</font>, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $5</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($21, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $15</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $8.9</font>.
Uncalled bets: $6.1 returned to Hero.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($68.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $68.8)


Results:
Final pot: $68.8
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Qd Kh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button showed Qh 8h</font>


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $198.85
Hero: $69.20
CO: $60.50
Button: $160.55
SB: $12.90
BB: $96.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4.5</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $8.4</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($27.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $27.8)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($27.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $27.8)


Results:
Final pot: $27.8
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kd Kc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 4h Ah</font>


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $41.80
CO: $37.30
Button: $119.30
Hero: $141.35
BB: $134.20

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($12, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $32.3</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($76.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $76.6)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($76.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $76.6)


Results:
Final pot: $76.6
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed 8s As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Jc Js</font>


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $77.55
UTG+1: $31.35
CO: $47.10
Button: $35.35
SB: $110.60
Hero: $103.15

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5, 5 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $5</font>, Hero calls, UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($20, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $10</font>, Hero calls, CO folds.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($40, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $40</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $120
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 3d 5d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 4h 4s</font>


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $245.65
UTG+1: $50.50
Hero: $135.70
Button: $93.40
SB: $62.05
BB: $132.65

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5.5</font>, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($13.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $13.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $45</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($103.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $103.5)


River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($103.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $103.5)


Results:
Final pot: $103.5
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed 4s 4c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Th Ah</font>
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