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Old 08-17-2007, 12:57 PM
ahnuld ahnuld is offline
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Default Bouncer too dumb to be bribed

At a club/bar last night with a friend. The line is big and I dont feel like waiting. This isnt a place that sells many bottles so they dont even take table reservations.

I go up to the bouncer to tip him 20 bucks to get us in.

Me: I bet you 20 bucks you cant get me and my friend up stairs in the next minute

Bouncer looks really confused

Bouncer: Just wait in line
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:00 PM
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:01 PM
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a 20? I think your the one who didnt know whats going on here.
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:01 PM
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Hey I'm totally gonna use that line!

If one day I go to a club.
And I have friends
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:02 PM
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a 20? I think your the one who didnt know whats going on here.

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its montreal and its really not a place where more would be required
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:02 PM
ScottHoward v3.1 ScottHoward v3.1 is offline
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Hey I'm totally gonna use that line!

If one day I go to a club.
And I have friends

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and have $20
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:05 PM
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oh ya but do you give the money once you're up the stairs, cos if you give it before he didn't win the bet yet LDO.

Also if the bouncer loses the bet, you could use those $20 to bribe him and cut the line
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:05 PM
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a 20? I think your the one who didnt know whats going on here.

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also for someone who begs in BBV you shouldnt be talking
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:08 PM
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a 20? I think your the one who didnt know whats going on here.

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also for someone who begs in BBV you shouldnt be talking

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begs?
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:29 PM
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a 20? I think your the one who didnt know whats going on here.

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its montreal and its really not a place where more would be required

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Dunno, man. I spent a good many years bouncing. I once worked at a complete dive that was open after hours to members, it took $20 each to get in as a bribe.
If this place was halfway decent I'd expect it would cost at least that much.
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