McDonald's trip report

[John Spartan]

So I just got back from McDonald's. The one near me has a 24 hour drive through and I go through and get a double quarter pounder and a quarter pounder. I come back to my house, about a 10 minute drive away.

My quarter pounder has a hard bun and the sandwich is hard as hell, but that's not the amazing part of this story. The double quarter pounder has no MEAT in it. Soft bun which is nice, cheese, lettuce, tomato, but NO meat. Neither sandwich has ketchup or mustard which I believe is standard. Those [censored] figured I wouldn't feel like coming back to complain I guess. It wasn't an oversight. You don't forget to put meet in a sandwich. i guess i should have realized something was up when the sandwiches were ready in under a minute.

What do I do? I'm not really interested in going back and complaining at 4 am and having them spit or jerk off into my sandwich. It just pisses me off is all.