k so give me some tips about winning a donkament

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

no school tomorrow, so i'm playing in my first sunday million. (side brag: up $645 in satellites today, lol donkaments are EZ)

so i was thinking it shouldn't be too hard to win one of these if jennifer tilly could do it, so share with me some of the inner secrets of tournament poker.

[kkcountry]

put your opponents to decisions for all of their chips

[snagglepuss]

get it in bad and suckout seems to be the way to go for accumulating lots of chips.

or win every race, obv.

[costanza_g]

Win flips...lots of 'em

[KLJ]

run good

[alphatmw]

no limit hold them rewards bold, aggressive play.

[derosnec]

Group 1 Hands: J9, A5, KT, Q4

Group 2 Hands: all pockets < JJ

Group 3 hands: AK, AQ, AJ, all pockets > TT

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

hmmmmmm i remember professor 77 talking about these hand groupings.

but you must be mistaken since the prof was talking about only playing group one hands, and after saying that he shoved all in with 55!

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

table 777, which is obviously a sign from the gambling gods!

i'm psyched and pretty sure i'll win this

but nath is sitting three to my right, hyachach

[JCool]

Step 1: Never risk your tournament life.
Step 2: Run good
Step 3: Repeat
Step 4: Profit