Run bad. Play bad. He keeps betting, i push. (with commentary!)

[Pasterbator]

Daaaaaamn im good.

Villain is 19/11ish (i think)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($926.75)
Hero ($1013.95)
UTG ($160)
MP ($1119.30)
Button ($624.60)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, HAHAHAH YOU CANT HAVE ANYTHING SO I WILL VALUE RAISE YOUR DIRTY ASS<font color="#CC3333">. Hero raises to $21</font>, SB calls $15. YEA, WHATEVER. SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE A6 OR WHATEVER. I WILL MAKE YOU FOLD THE BEST HAND.

Flop: ($42) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">HAHHAHA JUST KIDDING!! THIS FLOP COMPLETELY MISSED YOUR 9T OF SPADES I VALUE BET KING HIGH!!(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $33</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $83</font> LOL WHATEVER. I KNEW THIS WAS COMING I CALL BC I'M GONNA RAISE YOU OFF YOUR HAND ON THE TURN, Hero calls $50.

Turn: ($208) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $100</font>, Hero calls $100.

Obviously this turn is completely standard according to my plan

River: ($408) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $200</font> LOL HALF POT BLOCKING/VALUE BET ON THE RIVER WHEN MY FLUSH CARD COMES!?!?! LOL ARRR EEEN!, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $809.95</font>, SB thinks for an hour with what is obviously nothing and folds.

Final Pot: $1417.95

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9s Kh (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $1417.95. </font>



I'm completely retarded.

[T-God]

Sexy

[paperjam]

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Seriously, that's hot.

[Black winter day]

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Seriously, that's hot.

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Agreed.They still call me though with their AT or something [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[thac]

You showed.. right?

[Chump Change]

Thoroughly entertaining.

[keikiwai]

A-

would have been A+ if he called and you lost

[ALReturnsLOL]

Thats awesome/very funny AAA+++

[tufat23]

gay. if that was me i get snap called by QJ

[AK_bad_hand]

i really hope you showed.

followed up with "LOL, omg i'm sooooo inside your head! you are my bitch."