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10-16-2006, 02:21 AM
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HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
FullTiltPoker Game #1107885590: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:50 ET - 2006/10/16
Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($582) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($617.50) GregFBTMueller posts the small blind of $3 Andrew222555 posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Ad 4s] GregFBTMueller raises to $18 Andrew222555 raises to $54 GregFBTMueller calls $36 *** FLOP *** [9d 8c 8s] Andrew222555 bets $108 GregFBTMueller calls $108 *** TURN *** [9d 8c 8s] [Kc] Andrew222555 checks GregFBTMueller bets $223 Andrew222555 folds Uncalled bet of $223 returned to GregFBTMueller Andrew222555 adds $144.50 GregFBTMueller shows [5d 3h] (a pair of Eights) GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($323.50) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $324 | Rake $0.50 Board: [9d 8c 8s Kc] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (small blind) collected ($323.50) Seat 2: Andrew222555 (big blind) folded on the Turn Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows [5d 3h] (a pair of Eights) Dealer: GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($323.50) GregFBTMueller: dont bully me pls Andrew222555: lol omg im all on tilt now GregFBTMueller: playin live now and then Andrew222555: online is awesome!! Andrew222555: you get to play 5 tables heads up at once Andrew222555: how else is that possible!! BAWS_H0GG (Observer): ill leave you to play see you around.... GregFBTMueller: k take her easy bud (I started to play my normal 60/50 game and pounded on him winning almost every pot before showdown) and then- FullTiltPoker Game #1107939089: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:23:35 ET - 2006/10/16 Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($570) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($939.50) GregFBTMueller posts the small blind of $3 Andrew222555 posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Ac Qd] GregFBTMueller raises to $18 Andrew222555 raises to $54 GregFBTMueller raises to $162 Andrew222555 raises to $939.50, and is all in GregFBTMueller calls $408, and is all in Andrew222555 shows [Ac Qd] GregFBTMueller shows [9s Ts] Uncalled bet of $369.50 returned to Andrew222555 *** FLOP *** [9c 2c 8h] *** TURN *** [9c 2c 8h] [7s] *** RIVER *** [9c 2c 8h 7s] [5s] Andrew222555 shows Ace Queen high GregFBTMueller shows a pair of Nines GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($1,139.50) with a pair of Nines *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $1,140 | Rake $0.50 Board: [9c 2c 8h 7s 5s] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (small blind) showed [9s Ts] and won ($1,139.50) with a pair of Nines Seat 2: Andrew222555 (big blind) showed [Ac Qd] and lost with Ace Queen high Andrew222555: lol well played MrRedskin25 (Observer): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GregFBTMueller: oh ty andyyyy Logan Harrison (Observer): thats wha thappens when ur rich and u play 36 Andrew222555: lol GregFBTMueller: i dont care about 400 bucks Andrew222555: i know lol GregFBTMueller: sorry bud Andrew222555: i dont care really Andrew222555: just funny to seee you play weak then make a stand with T9s GregFBTMueller: week? lol had absolutely nothing at all EVER Andrew222555: neither do I bud GregFBTMueller: 9-10 suited type it in vs AQ off bud GregFBTMueller: when i had 162 from 540 in there already GregFBTMueller: teach me how to play seriously Andrew222555: I dont need to give lessons GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: pls can you teach me? Andrew222555: haha Andrew222555: ill coach for 3% of your net worth Andrew222555: stake me for 25/50NL + and lessons are free GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: as good as you play you should already have made millions and be playin there right? Andrew222555: well im not old enough Andrew222555: not enough time GregFBTMueller: oh well soon anyways Andrew222555: i need a FT pro to back me heh Andrew222555: woulod make the process much faster Andrew222555: lol Andrew222555: i liked your first bluff though I gotta admit GregFBTMueller: ty riskarb (Observer): hey andrew - he's got the first $1k on the table for you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Andrew222555: hey im working on it Andrew222555: he stuck in a full stack with T9s preflop callign a shove heh Andrew222555: i gotta admit if i were in your shoes id do the same GregFBTMueller: theres a nice cooler GregFBTMueller: nh Andrew222555: tuff one Andrew222555: your supposed to CRAI Andrew222555: on turn riskarb (Observer): wow - so there's the first six hundo GregFBTMueller: thats actually his own that he got back risk Andrew222555: lets not rub it in riskarb (Observer): oh Andrew222555: im doing bad at the other tables too Andrew222555: except one of em Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows King Queen high Dealer: Andrew222555 shows a flush, King high Dealer: Andrew222555 wins the pot ($439.50) with a flush, King high GregFBTMueller: wow tough call GregFBTMueller: lol riskarb (Observer): oh scoobiedoobies (Observer): andrew whats ure bankroll Andrew222555: your right it was scoobiedoobies (Observer): to play 5 tables of 3/6 Dealer: Andrew222555 wins the pot ($6) Andrew222555: couldnt decide if a raise was +EV Andrew222555: i figured you have the nuts or a 78 bluff hand a lot GregFBTMueller: dont thik i would have called bud Andrew222555: thats why i didnt raise scoobiedoobies (Observer): andrew, whats ure broll Andrew222555: we are starting with the lessons riskarb (Observer): oh man - yea bab Andrew222555: not enough Andrew222555: not nearly as big as the man across from me Andrew222555: wahts FBT stand for? GregFBTMueller: fullblowntilt scoobiedoobies (Observer): pssh obviously riskarb (Observer): "freaking big tit.s" MrRedskin25 (Observer): slow roll Andrew222555: blah Andrew222555: nice hand GregFBTMueller: fun at the other taBle just lost AA vs KK , KK vs J-Q, and ,10-10 vs AK all in preflop 3 hands in a row lol GregFBTMueller: 10-10 was no biggie but the otherones were FULLBLOWN Andrew222555: your the man GregFBTMueller: you have no idea bud Andrew222555: lol Andrew222555: im just giving you crap Andrew222555: YOU HAVE RED TEXT for gods sake GregFBTMueller: only cause they ran out of blue ink Andrew222555: they didnt have enough for me FullTiltPoker Game #1107991424: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:38:56 ET - 2006/10/16 Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($918) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($805.50) Andrew222555 posts the small blind of $3 GregFBTMueller posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Qs 3s] Andrew222555 raises to $18 Andrew222555: they had enough for me GregFBTMueller calls $12 *** FLOP *** [6s 8h 5h] GregFBTMueller checks Andrew222555 bets $36 GregFBTMueller calls $36 *** TURN *** [6s 8h 5h] [Kc] GregFBTMueller checks Andrew222555 checks *** RIVER *** [6s 8h 5h Kc] [Kd] GregFBTMueller bets $108 Andrew222555 has 15 seconds left to act Andrew222555 calls $108 *** SHOW DOWN *** GregFBTMueller shows [9d 4d] (a pair of Kings) Andrew222555 shows [Qs 3s] (a pair of Kings) Andrew222555 wins the pot ($323.50) with a pair of Kings *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $324 | Rake $0.50 Board: [6s 8h 5h Kc Kd] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (big blind) showed [9d 4d] and lost with a pair of Kings Seat 2: Andrew222555 (small blind) showed [Qs 3s] and won ($323.50) with a pair of Kings GregFBTMueller: gc Andrew222555: ty MrRedskin25 (Observer): ? riskarb (Observer): phewww GregFBTMueller: guess i have to bet a little bigger from now on Andrew222555: your overbet shove scared the piss out of me MrRedskin25 (Observer): lol MrRedskin25 (Observer): hah Andrew222555: i had J7 Andrew222555: tahtws a big bet riskarb (Observer): he's making his stand man Andrew222555: big LAYDOWN HERE! Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows [6s 3s] (a pair of Eights) Dealer: GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($107.50) MrRedskin25 (Observer): lol GregFBTMueller: bad lay down bud Andrew222555: hehehe Andrew222555: tough to call with ten high Andrew222555: as much as i like making big calls GregFBTMueller: not really same senario as Q high Andrew222555: nope GregFBTMueller: board was paired and all Andrew222555: you can be bluffing with JT type hands Andrew222555: your completely wrong GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: ok Andrew222555: with Q high the only thing beating me was Ace high GregFBTMueller: ok Andrew222555: your not bluffign ace high GregFBTMueller: ok riskarb (Observer): sorry andrew - but i derived a lesson in the above listed banter for free [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Andrew222555: seriously Gary Andrew222555: stake me for some big games! Andrew222555: i wanna play em GregFBTMueller: who the fk is gary? Andrew222555: greg wtf riskarb (Observer): lol Andrew222555: i guess i dont get money now GregFBTMueller: lol Andrew222555: ahahaha GregFBTMueller: my philosophy is as follows: if you are taht good why do you need staking GregFBTMueller: and im not being mean im being seirous Andrew222555: you dont Andrew222555: your absolutely right Andrew222555: it speeds up the process for the staked and is a good investment for hte stakeee Andrew222555: but its not "needed" Andrew222555: its just financially smart if your in the right situation GregFBTMueller: plus the higher you go the better they play... i played a lot of 50-100-200 blinds NL this yr at the wsop Andrew222555: i know, ive mostly been kidding Andrew222555: im sure you get bugged a lot GregFBTMueller: and they play a little better than down here Andrew222555: like calling shoves with T9S! GregFBTMueller: i already told you to type it into card player Andrew222555: do what? GregFBTMueller: its comical that people that have no clue always love to comment on whats a good play and whats a bad play Andrew222555: what did you want me to do? riskarb (Observer): hes saying - given the pot - his rebluff or call is odds on GregFBTMueller: for one i dont care about 400 bucks ok riskarb (Observer): w/ T9s GregFBTMueller: 2ndwhne i have 165 invested out of 500 and i know its close then its an auto call in a cash game Andrew222555: yes, according to the FTOP you should call because of the pot odds with T9s if you think i have precisely AQs (I was referring to Skylansky's fundamental theorem of poker) Andrew222555: thats an impeccable read GregFBTMueller: or AK or 77 88 55 AJ 44 ect ect Andrew222555: but if you think my range is something like 99+ AQ+ then your wrong bigdealy (Observer): hey greg or andrew dont tell on me but could one of you guys steak me 10 bucks thats all i need.Im only 18 and i dont have a bank account but i will pay u back pronto i swear GregFBTMueller: bud i also told you that i dont give a rats as s about 400 Andrew222555: thats fine! GregFBTMueller: when are you gonna get that crucial point in the equation? Andrew222555: tahts MY point Andrew222555: if you dont care about the money... nobody is faulting you Andrew222555: its your right to p[lay however you want Andrew222555: but you cant claim your playing well GregFBTMueller: lol ok bud just play riskarb (Observer): Greg - you play bellogio or out in commerce? - and what NL game normally? GregFBTMueller: done chatting GregFBTMueller: depends risk GregFBTMueller: any limits it depends on the game GregFBTMueller: i play real big in cash games GregFBTMueller: not so big online Andrew222555: tahts fine riskarb (Observer): so bigger than $25-50 NL at bellagio? Andrew222555: jsut understand that your thinking is contradicting itself GregFBTMueller: quite often yes GregFBTMueller: LOL LOL LOL GregFBTMueller: buddy pls just play GregFBTMueller: if you were that good youd have moved up in limits long ago Andrew222555: we have been.. Andrew222555: long time ago? riskarb (Observer): andrew is 14 yo GregFBTMueller: but your trying to give me shi t or educate me or redicule me or something and i dont apprecitate it seriously Andrew222555: if i told you the truth about some things youd understand GregFBTMueller: i dont care bigdealy (Observer): some 1 send me 10 ill give you 20 back no chit? Andrew222555: tahts where your wrong GregFBTMueller: though thats the thing i just want to play Andrew222555: but you DONT! GregFBTMueller: i dont want your advise, berating, lectures or antyhing else Andrew222555: i just made a comment, in a joking sense bigdealy (Observer): cmon guys i wanna play waaaaaaaaaaaa tehdragon (Observer): greg, will you be in richmond for the BC Open? Andrew222555: and then you actually though you did the right thing GregFBTMueller: ya teh GregFBTMueller: you? Andrew222555: thats what i found funny GregFBTMueller: sorry andrew tehdragon (Observer): yah, gonna play in all 3 events I think Andrew222555: so i explained why you were wrong GregFBTMueller: i play down here for fun Andrew222555: and now its "i dont care about the money" GregFBTMueller: dont like to be annoyed Andrew222555: again... thats FINE! GregFBTMueller: you will see me teh make sure you say hi Andrew222555: hahahaha bigdealy (Observer): andrew can i borrow 10 dude ? riskarb (Observer): ah - i think you p.o'd him man Andrew222555: ahahahaha riskarb (Observer): lol O man I lol'ed at most of this, I was just rambling BS to try and piss this guy off, btu he was loving himself and it was annoying/ funny. (he started shoving randomly and you could tell he was annoyed. I don't like being stupid, but I found this situation comical.) 
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10-16-2006, 02:28 AM
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Re: HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
I wouldn't even be saying anything besides SHIP IT but oh well [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
[ QUOTE ] Andrew222555: wahts FBT stand for? GregFBTMueller: fullblowntilt scoobiedoobies (Observer): pssh obviously riskarb (Observer): "freaking big tit.s" [/ QUOTE ] pure gold [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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10-16-2006, 02:30 AM
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Re: HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
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I wouldn't even be saying anything besides SHIP IT but oh well [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ] Andrew222555: wahts FBT stand for? GregFBTMueller: fullblowntilt scoobiedoobies (Observer): pssh obviously riskarb (Observer): "freaking big tit.s" [/ QUOTE ] pure gold [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] AHAHAHA I loved it, this whole thing was probably the dumbest conversation I have ever been involved in, just retarded like someone said
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10-16-2006, 02:34 AM
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Re: HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
like, I know the game is like Micro for me, but he still played fundamentally aweful, not open pushing everyhand, cus tahts fun, but I mean the moron gets bluffed every hand and then, he confuses basic concepts of the game.
He seems absolutely terrible. but whatever. The best part is at the end (just to let everybody know)
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10-16-2006, 02:35 AM
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Re: HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
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Im too lazy to read this but this is like tier 8 of the full tilt pros, guy makes Quiet Lion look like a super star. [/ QUOTE ] YES
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