Walker Texas Ranger

[popeye18]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the [censored] he wants.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

[tisthefire]

when chuck norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck

[popeye18]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[chiznadAZ]

chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris

[tisthefire]

chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits