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09-07-2006, 10:24 PM
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BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
So I go down to renew my drivers license and as I'm going over my form at the counter with the bitch behind the counter I think to myself what the [censored] is taking this bitch so long......then she jokes about how she's the world's worst typist...
Every single [censored] keystroke is taking her ten minutes and she keeps walking around the corner to an office marked manager... Finally she says it's time for me to go and take my picture... so I'm standing there like a dope and she's fiddling around with the camera, with the computer, blah blah blah it was like unbelievable how long this process is taking when out of the corner of my eye I see three policemen... I'm really sketched out now... there is nobody around this part of the room but me and the DMV bitch... so she takes the picture and says one second while it prints and one cop asks me if I am Ian whatever and I say yeah... Then they tell me that I have a warrant for my arrest from a "noise violation" that I never paid and long story short I have to be arrested and taken to the county clerks office to pay a fine ($300)... Enter DMV bitch to tell me that I am not getting my license and in a snitty voice asks me if I want the number to resolve my newfound suspension... I picture myself leaping across the desk and throttling her but obviously the cops keep my reaction down to a minimum... They throw me in cuffs (even though I'm perfectly calm and pretty cool with the cops) and tow me outta there where I see FOUR more cops waiting outside... like I'm gonna run er something... We stop at a bank and draw a bunch of gawkers while I take out the bail money... the cop asks me how it is I live where i do w/o a job and I say I play poker... he asks how much I made last year and I said I'm not gonna say but it's at least double you... Brag but I felt bad and apologized after cause he was pretty cool to me and took the cuffs off after the bank and it wasn't his fault... my warrant says use extreme caution with this individual... lol I'm seriously not a badass er anything... pretty average stoner... Then they take my fingerprints and mugshots and we go down to the district court I pay my fine/ bail and get picked up by my gf... Out of all this [censored] I'm really just pissed at the DMV bitch... I get that some people might run er whatever but damn they really pissed me off with their [censored] and it didn't have to be like that... [censored] the DMV I went to DMV to renew license Counter hoe takes forever (really really long time) Cops come in and arrest me... SUPRISE! I don't get my license I pay 300 dollar fine I hate the DMV and I'm going back tommorow to really get my [censored]... 
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09-07-2006, 10:32 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
i'm gonna own her if she's there tommorow
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#4
09-07-2006, 10:35 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
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he asks how much I made last year and I said I'm not gonna say but it's at least double you... [/ QUOTE ] awesome
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#6
09-07-2006, 10:41 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
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It seems to me that she pretended to go slowly to keep you there for the cops. [/ QUOTE ] played as I side note: dmv = satellite city hall over here...
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#8
09-07-2006, 10:47 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
That is a good story.
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#9
09-07-2006, 10:48 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
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It seems to me that she pretended to go slowly to keep you there for the cops. [/ QUOTE ] i believe that was the idea
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#10
09-07-2006, 10:50 PM
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Re: BEAT- A Suprise at the DMV... not that long w/ cliff notes
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he asks how much I made last year and I said I'm not gonna say but it's at least double you [/ QUOTE ] [censored] awesome
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