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owned a tag fish at commerce today
so im kinda bored last night and cant sleep so im like w/e im gonna head to commerce and donk around a bit to relax this week somewhat.
i get there and its the usual crowd. bus drivers that are stuck money from the previous night and asians who slurp noodles and have never heard of soap. so yada yada yada this guy directly to my left keeps trying to peek at my cards and i even tell him not to look but whatever its only the 200nl game so whatever. keep wearing those stunna shades and that windbreaker trying to hide the tells you have from playing every other hand fish. i double up in like an hour when QQ>QJ & AJ holds vs two shorties pf. i pick up 98 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] on the button and decide to overlimp the 5 people before me. card peaker is in the sb and breathing through his mouth like always. he completes. flop is 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] thats a straight flush draw for all the newbies out there who cant read hands!! a T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and a 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] gives me the nutzzzzzzzzzzzz im goin broke son mouthbreather checks and so does everyone else to me. i bet pot. mouthbreather shoves for like 300 or so (i dont remember because i was crizUnK) i snap call and table my hand. all the asians must have soiled their bamboo shorts at how balla i was in gambling. turn A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] river Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] i rule and tag fish immediately gets mad and tosses his hand on the table near the muck but misses. asian guy asks to see the hand and the dealer picks up, to the protest of mouthbreather, and tables 92o in my kingdom there shall be blingdom |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
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i rule and tag fish immediately gets mad and tosses his hand on the table near the muck but misses. asian guy asks to see the hand and the dealer picks up, to the protest of mouthbreather, and tables 92o [/ QUOTE ] Probably get mad at this part if it happened |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
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all the asians must have soiled their bamboo shorts at how balla i was in gambling. [/ QUOTE ] best line |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
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[ QUOTE ] i rule and tag fish immediately gets mad and tosses his hand on the table near the muck but misses. asian guy asks to see the hand and the dealer picks up, to the protest of mouthbreather, and tables 92o [/ QUOTE ] Probably get mad at this part if it happened [/ QUOTE ] hand's dead as long as the player involved in the hand didn't ask to see it at showdown. another player requesting is why the hand is tapped on the muck and declared dead before it's shown |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
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[ QUOTE ] all the asians must have soiled their bamboo shorts at how balla i was in gambling. [/ QUOTE ] best line [/ QUOTE ] i was just gonna post that |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
tag fish, oxymoron?
I'd say you owned a bog standard retard, congrats. |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
This is funnier if river is the 2s
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
saving your 5001 post for something special?
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
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tag fish, oxymoron? I'd say you owned a bog standard retard, congrats. [/ QUOTE ] yeah but he was a super nit before this even if he was a mouthbreather but thanks ill take it as you give it |
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Re: owned a tag fish at commerce today
stunna shades huh? obv download the federation, stunna glasses baby
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