a big list of phil gordon jokes!!!

[barney gumble]

how do u get 4 phil gordons on a stool?

turn the stool upside down

what does phil gordon's bf say to phil gordon on vacation?

can i help u back your shiet?

phil gordon, a man, and a woman r in an elevator. the woman notices a lot of dandruff on the man. so she says "you really need some head and shoulders" phil gordon looks puzzled and says "i've given head before, but how do u give shoulders?"

now ad some more

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This thread is an example of what not do to. Further horrible threads like this will be deleted and the OP potentially banned depending on how much they have to offer.

[mookboi]

D-

[Heavens_Myst]

terrible

[barney gumble]

terrible and d- as in my jokes or the content of my jokes? please tell me its the contents or else i might have to jump off a building

[ShipitFMA]

[ QUOTE ]
how do u get 4 phil gordons on a stool?

turn the stool upside down

[/ QUOTE ]

In an attempt to make this thread less crap, here is a way to hustle someone in a bar.

You: I bet you $x i can take a drink out of this bottle without opening it
Goose: OKAY IMPOSIBLE, YOU'RE ON
You: *turn the bottle upside and pour some drink into the cresent underneath the bottle* *Reap the rewards*

[ifoughtpiranhas]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
how do u get 4 phil gordons on a stool?

turn the stool upside down

[/ QUOTE ]

In an attempt to make this thread less crap, here is a way to hustle someone in a bar.

You: I bet you $x i can take a drink out of this bottle without opening it
Goose: OKAY IMPOSIBLE, YOU'RE ON
You: *turn the bottle upside and pour some drink into the cresent underneath the bottle* *Reap the rewards*

[/ QUOTE ]
WOW
my finacial woes are solved, im gonna be a wealthy man now.
thx

[mookboi]

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terrible and d- as in my jokes or the content of my jokes? please tell me its the contents or else i might have to jump off a building

[/ QUOTE ]

Lemme put it this way: You make the Brad Booth joke thread look good.

[ShipitFMA]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
how do u get 4 phil gordons on a stool?

turn the stool upside down

[/ QUOTE ]

In an attempt to make this thread less crap, here is a way to hustle someone in a bar.

You: I bet you $x i can take a drink out of this bottle without opening it
Goose: OKAY IMPOSIBLE, YOU'RE ON
You: *turn the bottle upside and pour some drink into the cresent underneath the bottle* *Reap the rewards*

[/ QUOTE ]
WOW
my finacial woes are solved, im gonna be a wealthy man now.
thx

[/ QUOTE ]

Npz, you have to get out of your slump somehow. Glad to be of assitance

[barney gumble]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
how do u get 4 phil gordons on a stool?

turn the stool upside down

[/ QUOTE ]

In an attempt to make this thread less crap, here is a way to hustle someone in a bar.

You: I bet you $x i can take a drink out of this bottle without opening it
Goose: OKAY IMPOSIBLE, YOU'RE ON
You: *turn the bottle upside and pour some drink into the cresent underneath the bottle* *Reap the rewards*

[/ QUOTE ]

i still dont get it, plz explain further so i can master this and be rich

[SuperUberBob]

[ QUOTE ]

In an attempt to make this thread less crap, here is a way to hustle someone in a bar.

You: I bet you $x i can take a drink out of this bottle without opening it
Goose: OKAY IMPOSIBLE, YOU'RE ON
You: *turn the bottle upside and pour some drink into the cresent underneath the bottle* *Reap the rewards*

[/ QUOTE ]

That's not drinking out of the bottle. That's drinking from the bottle. Drinking *out* of the bottle implies that you consumed the fluid within it.

/nit