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View Poll Results: Which most accurately describes your taste in WW-style games?
I prefer turbos (may they rest in peace) 7 24.14%
I prefer normal games like Average Speed 3 10.34%
I prefer complex games like 24 and 007 4 13.79%
I prefer royaly confusing games like Mish Mash, Belgariad, and X-Men 8 27.59%
I like all games equally 7 24.14%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-08-2007, 10:00 PM
IronFly IronFly is offline
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Default river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

BBV, there is a quiz at the bottom

Cliff notes: what do you do after rivering, rivering, and coolering some dude?

24 hands, here are the stack offs (chat reconstructed):

No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BB: $256.55
Hero (SB): $213.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($12) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, BB calls $10.00

Turn: ($32) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $42.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $197.75</font>, BB calls $155.75

River: ($427.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $427.50 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Nine high) and LOST (-$213.75)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Aces) and WON (+$213.25)

<font color="blue">
villain: omg
villain: I've been rivered so much, I run so bad, etc.
hero: I'm lucky
</font>

villain reloads

No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BB: $199.80
Hero (SB): $425.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $19.00</font>, Hero calls $13.00

Flop: ($38) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $20.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Turn: ($78) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $51.00</font>, BB calls $51.00

River: ($180) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $109.80</font>,

<font color="blue">hero: I have to call</font>

Hero calls $109.80

Pot Size: $399.60 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([7d 7s] three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$199.80)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$199.30)

<font color="blue">
villain: omg
villain: how do you do that, online poker is rigged, I can't win, etc.
hero: luck
villain: are you cheating
hero: no
</font>

villain reloads

No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (BB): $628.80
SB: $195.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $6.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($12) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10.00</font>, Hero calls $10.00

Turn: ($32) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $25.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $85.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $179.00</font>, Hero calls $94.00

River: ($390) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $390.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Nines) and LOST (-$195.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and WON (+$194.50)

<font color="blue">
hero: lol
villain: omg I run so bad
villain: more stuff about how bad I run
hero: something sympathetic
villain: more stuff about how bad I run
</font>

a minute goes by
villain is sitting out

<font color="blue">
hero: are you going to reload
villain: are you kidding me?
villain: how can you ask me that after you river twice and flop the nuts to stack me?
hero: uhhhh.....
hero: I'm not on here to chat...
villain: (basically [censored] you)
</font>

so BBV, how do you play it after that cooler?

(oh, and here's the promised GRAF)



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Old 08-08-2007, 10:04 PM
Craggoo Craggoo is offline
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

[x] Villain's chat delivers
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:11 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

say ur sorry for his bad luck but giddup and go if ur not gonna reload
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:13 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

Taunt and cause tiltbox to explode obv
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:42 PM
gimmetheloot gimmetheloot is offline
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

lol please go read SSNL cheese thread.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:46 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

Loot,

the cheese thread is 29 pages long, 99 posts per page. Is there a post in particular you'd like to link too?
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:54 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

lol
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:59 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

Send him the chips back obv
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:09 PM
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[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:58 PM
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Default Re: river, river, cooler and then what??? poll, hands, AND GRAPH

asking to reload nicely i doubt will change the guys mind to rebuy or not. taunting i say has higher rebuy ev.
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