monster beat: got owned at donk poker club in nyc

[whiffer1983]

sit down at 1/2 300 max, full of degens, totallly hilarious. one guy with a full sleeve of very poor quality (tattoo term, shoulder to wrist) starts busting my balls in a bad way about how old i was. ( i'm 18 obv the youngest person there)so i wasnt to pleased but decided not to give him a hard time cause i thought he would stab me.he busts a short while alter and i let out a sigh of relief. a while later this guy who looked like a pastor or some [censored], like a soft middle aged happy white man limps, couple other limps straddle dododus, i pop it to 25 with 10 10 ( standard raise for this game)5 calls
flop is 98 2 two diamonds, pastor donks out for hal;f pot, i raise 3x he calls, turn is Jack spadses, he chekcs i shove, he isnta calles, river is 3 diamonds, aqdiamonds good.
i reload
get my stack up a little. im in bb, 6 limpers, mia tyler looking bitch makes it 15 out of sb , i called with k10s, looking to gamble lol, some other calls. flop is jq 2 two spades, we get all in on flop, i brick, gg

-500 in 45 minutes

summary
brag: got massage from massage girl at club that was excellent
beat: lost 500 to retards in 45 minutes
beat:500 is good chunk of roll
beat: roll is small
beat: i may suck at poker
variance: got a cappuchino coming home to sooth the soul , it failed.
beat: wanted to blaze post poker but could not

[slystyle012]

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variance: Didn't get robbed.

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FYP

[fadedstar]

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full of degens

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oh really?

[saucyspade19]

I predict big things from you in the immediate future. Let's do the math- 18, blow through a large amount of your roll in in 45 mins in underground poker room, toking up = sure success.

[2weak]

ask your jewish tutor for a loan and try to win your money back in a hu game at the poker club

[Kevroc]

im broke

im a idiot i blew my 100 dollars in a 5 10 cent game last night and im broke and the week before that i had my bankroll up to 290 and lost that in the 1 2 game in 15 minutes so im angry now and my mom keeps telling me your a [censored] idiot ull never make it in poker so does everyone else but all of u will see and when im rich ill invite everyone on myspace friends to a hudge party .

[Quagmyer]

beat : got massage from massage girl at club that was excellent but she didnt tug me