Brag: busting a fish in three easy steps.

[Jigsaws]

Step 1.

Use his overaggression against him.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($131.90)
UTG ($455.35)
Button ($128.60)
SB ($221.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, UTG calls $4, SB folds.

Flop: ($11) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $18</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $63</font>, UTG calls $45.

Turn: ($137) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $63.9 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $63.90.

River: ($264.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $264.80

Results below:
Hero has Qd Qs (three of a kind, queens).
UTG has Ks Jh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $264.80.

Step 2.

Take the late, great Dan Bright's words to heart: AK is the nuts, both preflop and postflop.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($98.50)
SB ($333.25)
Hero ($260.30)
UTG ($137.60)
MP ($207)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.

Flop: ($8) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $20</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $61</font>, SB calls $41.

Turn: ($130) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $114</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $195.3</font>, SB calls $81.30.

River: ($520.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $520.60

Results below:
SB has 6s Ks (two pair, kings and fours).
Hero has Kh As (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $520.60.

Step 3.

FINISH HIM.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($98.50)
MP ($72.95)
Hero ($518.10)
SB ($138.10)
BB ($207)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $10.

Flop: ($29.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, MP calls $20.

Turn: ($69.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $484.1 (All-In)</font>, MP calls $38.95 (All-In).

River: ($592.55) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $592.55

Results below:
MP has Kd Ac (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, tens and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $592.55.

[tannenj]

awesome, especially hand 2

[goofyballer]

[whoisthedrizzle]

i love you, goofyballer

[Oranzith]

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i saw that today on youtube finally. the [censored] absolutely. i been saying "my dick in a box" all day long, with the best faces, like OMG LOOK THAT DOOD IS GAY

[ludacris]

but he had the nuts on hand 3. TOTAL PARADOX!

[Jigsaws]

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but he had the nuts on hand 3. TOTAL PARADOX!

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Even the nuts gets outdrawn sometimes.