Everything good comes too late

[Wynton]

I just thought that you all should know that everything good comes too late:

By the time you've really figured out dating, you're probably married, engaged or involved with your eventual spouse.

By the time you've got enough money to spend on expensive toys, you probably have lost interest in those items.

By the time you've figured out how to win at poker, you've decided it's not worth the time or effort.

I could keep this list going indefinitely.

Oh, one more thing:

By the time you realize a thread was not worth starting, you already started it.

[Blarg]

This sounds like a chain e-mail of the type my mom sends me. Still, some of them are cute.

Here's one:

By the time you've figured jumping off a bridge isn't a good idea, you're in mid-air.

[youtalkfunny]

By the time you've figured out the car salesman screwed you, you're already driving home in your new car.

[casey_brick]

By the time you realized the recruiter lied to you, you're already in Iraq.

[cwsiggy]

Porno for Pyros - Cursed Male


All the guys
That really have the money
Are too old
To have a good time with it

All the guys
That really have the money
Are too old
To have a good time with it

Too old to turn the women on
Too old to have a fast car and drive it

All the guys
That really have the money
Are too old
To have a good time with it

All the guys
That really have the money
Are too old
To party or get dirty

Too old to turn the women on
Too old to have a fast car and drive it

[aeest400]

Quite a fall from the lofty heights of Janes Addiction.