running worse than steven hawking in the boston marathon

[The Lipo Fund]

i wake up late this morning
i'm late for class
i put clothes on
while putting shirt on my right hand goes into my ceiling fan
fan is going really fast
it repeatedly strikes the carpal area of my hand
aforementioned hand is now bruised and i cant use it
it was my right hand
i am right handed
this disallows me to function properly
i had a quiz today and just scribbled [censored]
i am poor and dont have health insurance
i will adapt slowly to my new [censored] backwards life

i just typed all of this with my left hand


to make this poker related:

i am 800 vpps from goldstar, but wont be able to 12 table sngs anymore (thinly veiled brag)
i sent micon .05 to run good and this happens
fkn arab crooks imo


beat: im [censored] left handed now
brag: i might not kill myself over donkngos
variance: masturbation will be more interesting