rt1 threatened my parents with blackmail unless I became a shill

[brazilio]

Dear forum,

I'd like to notify you of a horrifying situation in which I became involved by none of mine own free will. Recently I've been talking with rt1, otherwise known as Ryan or Ryan Toronto. It had come to my attention before that I appreciated his work on checkraised.com, although IMO it still had site problems (like it looked bad).

So I volunteered to help him out a bit, he decided to repay me by giving me rakeback at absolute at 10%. Whoo good deal I thought, I was making MONEYS. So anyway, after playing 300,000 hands last month, rt says "well, I can't pay you the 282.48 that I owe you. But. I won't tell your parents that you're a gambling junkie if you shill checkraised.com and its superior hand converter over the likes of pokerhand."

I was appalled. We had been talking frequently, and if I don't really like his lifestyle, who he is, how he talks, how he plays poker, or really anything else that involves him, he's still not a bad guy. I thought we'd gained a certain rapport.

Nevertheless, I'm at an impasse here. Should I shill his site, or tell him to [censored] off and deal with the consequences with my parents? I'm hoping somebody else can give me some help here. Maybe somebody who knows rt can get him to stop with the extortion?

Thanks for any replies.

[rt1]

hahahahahah


i thought the deal was i wouldnt have your parents killed.

this post def made my day.

[craig]

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hahahahahah


i thought the deal was i wouldnt have your parents killed.

this post def made my day.

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You are confusing OP with me. You threatened my parents and have forced me into indentured servitude (to be fair, he does give me one meal a day).

craig

[TheProdigy]

Jesus! You played 300k hands last month, and your parents DIDNT notice you were a gambling junkie!?!
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[Wires]

Ryan Toronto?

Hmmmm... I live in Toronto.

Perhaps for a price I could make your problem "disappear".

PM me for a list of my fees.

[Nottom]

I'm not sure whats funnier.

You played 300K hands and you parents didn't notice.
You played 300K hands and made $285 in rakeback.
You think anyone here will do anything but laugh at you.

[2+2 wannabe]

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I'm not sure whats funnier.

You played 300K hands and you parents didn't notice.
You played 300K hands and made $285 in rakeback.
You think anyone here will do anything but laugh at you.

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winnar

[augie_]

I think it was a jopke

[MicroBob]

It was certainly a jopkepkepke. But I didn't think it was especially funny.

Maybe there's some sort of context that I'm missing.

[B00T]

you're old