Beat: I just ate Taco Bell

[JuntMonkey]

After I was done my sister told me about the E. coli. I live on Long Island. Am I gonna die?

[gumpzilla]

If so, you at least got to live the professional SNG grinder dream for a while.

[cdutilb]

Since your thread sucks I hope you die

[faded]

beat: you ate taco bell and i didnt.

[AceCR9]

this is definitely a beat.

ewwwwww

[holdme]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I hope.

[pokergrader]

Well what did you get?

Everything on the menu is delicious.

[bonds]

[ QUOTE ]
If so, you at least got to live the professional SNG grinder dream for a while.

[/ QUOTE ]

I LOL'd.

[DING-DONG YO]

lol transfatecolidogfoodmeataments

[FULL RAKE]

Your post sucks because

[_] Hands posted without converter
[_] Stupid Microlimit gains
[_] LOL Donkaments
[X] Lost less you can find in couch
[_] Not really bad beat, villian played well
[_] Graph not in $
[_] LOL Limidonk
[_] Limit downswing of less than 500BB (standard)
[_] Anything with AA involved
[_] Not really Busto
[_] Retarded chat
[_] WON A POT!!!!!!!!1
[X] A crappy OOTesque post in a B, B or V format =/= a good BBV post
[_] Ban Andrew Krapinski
[X] Worst.Story.Ever.
[_] Too many levels
[_] Overcards > Pocket Pair=more outs
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] Intentionally Left Blank
[_] Help me I am a bot
[_] Didn't realize it was for the Bad Beat Jackpot
[_] Banged ugly chick brag
[X] Wrong forum, douche
[_] Sexy Sunglasses
[_] Pun-owned
[_] Schnieds 4bet me
[_] Will Smith
[_] Sponger for Mod
[_] It's YO BIRFDAY
[_] Brung my jammy to a home game
[_] Need $10 on Doyle's room
[_] Fristaments
[X] LOL no MODS IN BBV!
[_] LOOOOOOL, tricked out the profanity filter, LOL fooled U!
[_] Veganmaz threatening to leave BBV
[_] Kurosh needs to go to GA
[_] P-rostate exam-WNED!!!!
[_] HIV reloads in a freezeout
[_] Massive degenerate loss chasing
[_] Your LOL AMENTS isn't funny
[X] FUDGE OOT!
[_] GW is mod of BBV!
[_] Set = TeH NUTZ!
[_] Hollow threat to leave BBV = Attention whoring
[_] EM2 type retarded brag with no evidence whatsoever to back up said brag.
[_] 10K fight yo
[_] Racism in BBV = TEH BAN!
[X] BASTARD!