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This hand is so ridiculous - I'm not making this up:
7 handed, everyone sucks (including me) - CO is a dirty creep who wears his shoes in my house after I told him a million times not to, Button is a crazian who plays reasonable for 2 hours than shoves 3 straight hands preflop (probably cause he's a crazy asian) 1/2NL - effective stacks are about $400 I limp UTG with some junk, call, call, raise from CO to 12, Button calls, BB calls, 3 folds Flop comes 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] check, check, CO bets 30, Button calls, fold, fold Turn is 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO bets 50, Button calls River 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO checks, Button checks CO flips over his cards, 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Button flips over his cards, 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] |
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oh god
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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said:
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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said: [/ QUOTE ] [deadpan]: "I knew I was behind" |
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immediately
a)play heads up for r0llz bc he completely misread his hand b)ban him from playing at your house bc he's clearly cheating c)steak him bc he's psychic/has an eyepatch where he can look through cards like in that james bond movie |
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Did the straight flush guy have some kind of physical Jennifer Tilly-chest-heavin'-OHMYGODIJUSTHITMYSTRAIGHTFLUSH-tell? Like screaming it out loud? Or anything but?
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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ?
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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ? [/ QUOTE ] he knew - he wasn't even surprised that he flipped over a straight flush he also wasn't dealing |
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oh god [/ QUOTE ] |
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perfect application of the fundamental theorem of poker
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