beat: cooking drunk

ahnuld · #1 08-05-2007, 12:45 PM

I dont remember why or when I decided to cook chicken wings last night. All I do remember is being woken at 6 am with smoke everywhere in my apartment and the smoke alarm going off. Wings had gelatinated into a paste.

ahnuld · #2 08-05-2007, 12:45 PM

also my last memory is beating this girl in chess despite my inability to walk or form a sentence without using bitch.

SkeetyMcdoogle · #3 08-05-2007, 12:47 PM

this sounds like a good night

Hurrrr · #4 08-05-2007, 12:54 PM

Couple weeks ago I woke up to a loud beeping noise, took a few minutes before I realized that it was the timer on the oven. My roommate had pizza in there for >2 hours, it was nice and black. He was passed the [censored] out on the couch and not waking up even to loud yells

Man Our Units · #5 08-05-2007, 12:59 PM

My college roomate did this with pizza once and we had to evaquate the whole dormitory ~3AM. Needless to say a lot of people were pissed at us that night.

boomshakalaka · #6 08-05-2007, 01:11 PM

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My college roomate did this with pizza once and we had to evaquate the whole dormitory ~3AM. Needless to say a lot of people were pissed at us that night.

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hopefully you said, "NIKKA YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I BEEN THROUGH" many times that night.

amplify · #7 08-05-2007, 01:13 PM

I once fell asleep while sterilizing baby bottles in my basement. The water cooked out of the pot and the plastic bottles started melting. The air was thick with plastic and I breathed in a ton of noxious fumes until I could get some ventilation going. Horrible.

_JoeJimJoe · #8 08-05-2007, 01:21 PM

anald,

Isn't it basically mandatory to be drunk if you're going to cook?

-jP

boomshakalaka · #9 08-05-2007, 01:59 PM

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I once fell asleep while sterilizing baby bottles in my basement. The water cooked out of the pot and the plastic bottles started melting. The air was thick with plastic and I breathed in a ton of noxious fumes until I could get some ventilation going. Horrible.

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after you did a good job of clearing the air and discarding any evidence you called the paramedics and blamed it on sids amirite?

amplify · #10 08-05-2007, 02:43 PM

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I once fell asleep while sterilizing baby bottles in my basement. The water cooked out of the pot and the plastic bottles started melting. The air was thick with plastic and I breathed in a ton of noxious fumes until I could get some ventilation going. Horrible.

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after you did a good job of clearing the air and discarding any evidence you called the paramedics and blamed it on sids amirite?

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she's a healthy and happy 17 year-old despite my parenting