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15 buyin downswing ftw

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $3.5, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $7.5, Hero raises to $22.50, MP raises to $96 (All-in), Hero calls.

Turn: ($200) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($200) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $200

Results below:
Hero has 8s 8h (three of a kind, eights).
MP has As Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: MP wins $200.

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Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, Hero calls $1, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($4) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets $4, BB folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $53.15 (All-in), Hero calls.

Turn: ($110.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($110.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $110.30

Results below:
Hero has 4s 4c (three of a kind, fours).
SB has Th Jh (flush, king high).
Outcome: SB wins $32.

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Villain is predictable fish and basically turned his cards face-up on the flop

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $2, MP raises to $4, Hero calls $2.

Turn: ($10.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $7.50, MP raises to $33, Hero raises to $117.40 (All-in), MP calls.

River: ($245.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $245.30.

Results below:
Hero has 7c 8s (two pair, queens and eights).
MP has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: MP wins $245.30.

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Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.

Flop: ($12) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, MP raises to $30, SB folds, Hero raises to $95.90 (All-in), MP calls.

Turn: ($203.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

River: ($203.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Final Pot: $203.80

Results below:
Hero has Ac 3c (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has Ad Kc (two pair, aces and fours, higher kicker).
Outcome: MP wins $203.80.

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Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.5, 2 folds, MP calls $3.50.

Flop: ($10.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $10.5, Hero raises to $30, MP calls $19.50.

Turn: ($70.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $43.85 (All-In), Hero calls $43.85.

River: ($158.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $158.20

Results below:
Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
MP has 6c Tc (two pair, tens and sixes).
Outcome: MP wins $158.20.

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BB is 60/40 crazyman. PF 3-bet range = damn near any two, which is understandable when you are this good at 3-outting people with one card to come

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.5, 1 fold, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $7.50.

Flop: ($22.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($22.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $22.5, BB raises to $45, Hero raises to $157.5, BB calls $50.85 (All-In).

River: ($214.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $214.20

Results below:
Hero has Kc 6c (two pair, kings and queens).
BB has Qs As (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $214.20.

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Villain is super-LAG

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $3.5, Hero calls $3.50, 2 folds.

Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets $8.5, Hero calls $8.50.

Turn: ($25.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets $25.5, Hero raises to $102, CO raises to $127.5, Hero calls.

River: ($255) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $255

Results below:
Hero has Qd Ks (straight, ace high).
CO has As Tc (full house, tens full of aces).
Outcome: CO wins $255.

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UTG is an idiot

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1.
UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, UTG raises to $17, Hero raises to $53, UTG calls $36.

Flop: ($107.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $1.05 (All-In), Hero calls $1.05.

Turn: ($109.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($109.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $109.60

Results below:
UTG has 5h Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Tc Ts (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $109.60.

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Villain is UTG from previous hand

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1.
UTG (poster) checks, Button raises to $2, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, UTG folds, Button raises to $14, Hero raises to $77.80 (All-in), Button calls.

Flop: ($138.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($138.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($138.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $138.70

Results below:
Button has 5s 3s (two pair, nines and fives).
Hero has Kh Ah (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Button wins $138.70.

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Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, Button calls $6.

Flop: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $18, Button raises to $72, Hero raises to $93.90, Button calls.

Turn: ($205.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($205.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $205.80

Results below:
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 7s Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Button wins $205.80.

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Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, MP checks, Hero calls $1, 3 folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($3.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $3, 1 fold, MP calls $3.

Turn: ($9.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $9, MP raises to $18, Hero raises to $63 (All-in), MP calls.

River: ($135.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Results below:
Hero has Qh Th (straight, ace high).
MP has 8c Ah (full house, eights full of aces).
Outcome: MP wins $135.50.

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UTG sucks

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $4, UTG calls $4, SB folds.

Flop: ($9) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG raises to $12, Hero raises to $45, UTG raises to $51, Hero calls.

Turn: ($105) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($105) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $105

Results below:
Hero has 9c 9h (one pair, nines).
UTG has 8c Qd (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: UTG wins $105.

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I <3 getting coolered

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button calls $1, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($3) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $146.30, Hero calls.

Turn: ($215.46) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

River: ($215.46) Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

Final Pot: $215.46

Results below:
Hero has Jc Ah (two pair, aces and jacks).
BB has 8c 8s (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: BB wins $215.46.

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Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $3.5, Hero calls $3.50, 3 folds.

Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP folds.

Final Pot: $8.50.

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