How come none of these guys have ever taken a shot at Chris Hansen?

[Courtesy Flush]

You'd think that they'd eventually attract a real psycho who would just attack Chris Hansen instead of just sitting there crying saying "my life is overrrr."

[Banditgberg]

those guys are the type of people to sit there and cry..."my life is overr!! i am gonna go to jail and be a underage girl now!! bwahaha"

[prodonkey]

I bet if Hansen looked like a 13 yr old girl he'd be attacked

[PattdownManiac]

I'd beat up Hansen and keep screaming WHERE IS SHE!!! WHERE IS SHE!!1