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Old 11-21-2007, 12:35 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default silly grocery nit/nazi

go into the express line (15 and under items) with maybe 10 items during peak hours of grocery shopping where every line is long. i'm about midway through the line when a 60 year old woman behind me tells me she thinks there's more than 15 items in my handcart. i think she's joking and laugh it off. she then taps me on the shoulder and with a completely straight face asks if she can count the number of items in my bin so that i can stay in the line. i had absolutely no idea what to say to this so i stifle my laugh and move forward in the line. she insists but eventually gives up. surprised she didn't call the manager. i hate old people.

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Old 11-21-2007, 12:35 AM
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Respect your elders. Punk.
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:36 AM
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Take some cat food out of her basket and roll it down the aisle.
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:36 AM
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Take some cat food out of her basket and roll it down the aisle.
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:37 AM
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damn too late
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:37 AM
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lol grocery nit
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:41 AM
DontRaiseMeBro DontRaiseMeBro is offline
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Default Re: silly grocery nit/nazi

its actually a pretty dick move to use that line if u have more than 15 items..
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:41 AM
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its actually a pretty dick move to use that line if u have more than 15 items..

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Don't worry, this didn't really happen
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:42 AM
highsteptd highsteptd is offline
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you should have thrown a box of chapsticks in her cart and told her to GFY
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:43 AM
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you lying douche, i clearly saw at least 17 items in your cart. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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