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Noise Complaint
I just received a complaint about the noise level of my music. To put this in perspective. I have lived here for ~2 years. I received one complaint from one neighbor during that period. During this most recent period. I have been back for ~100 days and play my music are around the same volume at all hours of the day. It appears my neighbors aren't in tune with the status quo. BBV4L, I come to you seeking guidance. My daily routine involves waking up around noon and then going sleep somewhere between 3-5AM. I am looking for more activities to move into the 1-5AM weekday routine. Current thoughts are:
1) ???? I need suggestions of normal day to day activities that are loud but would seem legit. Other examples of creative dissidence will be accepted as well. Note: Most of my neighbors are old or fat. I will be moving in <12 months. The noise complaint really is immaterial. I own this place so all he can really do is complain. |
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Re: Noise Complaint
sex/ furious masturbation
hammering nails irish stepdancing |
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Re: Noise Complaint
carpentry dude... get a hammer and nails and saws and [censored], then start building a giant treehouse fort or something, 1-5am sun-thurs nights
ftw |
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Re: Noise Complaint
alternately, blast "what's he building?" by tom waits 24/7...
What's he building in there? What the hell is he building In there? He has subscriptions to those Magazines... He never Waves when he goes by He's hiding something from The rest of us... He's all To himself... I think I know Why... He took down the Tire swing from the Peppertree He has no children of his Own you see... He has no dog And he has no friends and His lawn is dying... and What about all those packages He sends. What's he building in there? With that hook light On the stairs. What's he building In there... I'll tell you one thing He's not building a playhouse for The children what's he building In there? Now what's that sound from under the door? He's pounding nails into a Hardwood floor... and I Swear to god I heard someone Moaning low... and I keep Seeing the blue light of a T.V. show... He has a router And a table saw... and you Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw There's poison underneath the sink Of course... But there's also Enough formaldehyde to choke A horse... What's he building In there. What the hell is he Building in there? I heard he Has an ex-wife in some place Called Mayors Income, Tennessee And he used to have a consulting business in Indonesia... but what is he building in there? What the hell is building in there? He has no friends But he gets a lot of mail I'll bet he spent a little Time in jail... I heard he was up on the Roof last night Signaling with a flashlight And what's that tune he's Always whistling... What's he building in there? What's he building in there? We have a right to know... |
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sex/ furious masturbation [/ QUOTE ] I was waiting for someone to suggest this in an effort not to sound like a complete deviant. But perhaps just playing porn really loud for like 5-10 minutes very late at night would suffice? |
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perhaps just cranking gay porn really loud for like 5-10 hours very late at night would suffice? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Noise Complaint
Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep?
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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep? [/ QUOTE ] qft |
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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep? [/ QUOTE ] this is an OOT response, more suggestions involving porn plz |
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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep? [/ QUOTE ] Umm... Wrong thread. |
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