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u0:vnl'dbjk pk;k mbgk pj bnk[v gay post do not bother reading 15 buyin downswing ftw Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $2.50. Flop: ($7.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $7.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $22.50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $96 (All-in)</font>, Hero calls. Turn: ($200) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($200) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $200 Results below: Hero has 8s 8h (three of a kind, eights). MP has As Ad (three of a kind, aces). Outcome: MP wins $200. __________ Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1, Hero calls $1, SB completes, BB checks. Flop: ($4) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $4</font>, BB folds, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $53.15 (All-in)</font>, Hero calls. Turn: ($110.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($110.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $110.30 Results below: Hero has 4s 4c (three of a kind, fours). SB has Th Jh (flush, king high). Outcome: SB wins $32. __________ Villain is predictable fish and basically turned his cards face-up on the flop Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero checks. Flop: ($2.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $2. Turn: ($10.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $7.50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $33</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $117.40 (All-in)</font>, MP calls. River: ($245.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $245.30. Results below: Hero has 7c 8s (two pair, queens and eights). MP has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and queens). Outcome: MP wins $245.30. __________ Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $3.50, Hero calls $3. Flop: ($12) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $30</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $95.90 (All-in)</font>, MP calls. Turn: ($203.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] River: ($203.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Final Pot: $203.80 Results below: Hero has Ac 3c (two pair, aces and fours). MP has Ad Kc (two pair, aces and fours, higher kicker). Outcome: MP wins $203.80. __________ Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4.5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $3.50. Flop: ($10.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $10.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, MP calls $19.50. Turn: ($70.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $43.85 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $43.85. River: ($158.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $158.20 Results below: Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings). MP has 6c Tc (two pair, tens and sixes). Outcome: MP wins $158.20. __________ BB is 60/40 crazyman. PF 3-bet range = damn near any two, which is understandable when you are this good at 3-outting people with one card to come Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $11</font>, Hero calls $7.50. Flop: ($22.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, Hero checks. Turn: ($22.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $22.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $45</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $157.5</font>, BB calls $50.85 (All-In). River: ($214.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $214.20 Results below: Hero has Kc 6c (two pair, kings and queens). BB has Qs As (three of a kind, queens). Outcome: BB wins $214.20. __________ Villain is super-LAG Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $3.5</font>, Hero calls $3.50, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $8.5</font>, Hero calls $8.50. Turn: ($25.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $25.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $102</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $127.5</font>, Hero calls. River: ($255) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $255 Results below: Hero has Qd Ks (straight, ace high). CO has As Tc (full house, tens full of aces). Outcome: CO wins $255. __________ UTG is an idiot Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1. UTG (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $17</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $53</font>, UTG calls $36. Flop: ($107.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $1.05 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1.05. Turn: ($109.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: ($109.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $109.60 Results below: UTG has 5h Kd (one pair, kings). Hero has Tc Ts (one pair, tens). Outcome: UTG wins $109.60. __________ Villain is UTG from previous hand Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1. UTG (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $14</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $77.80 (All-in)</font>, Button calls. Flop: ($138.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Turn: ($138.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($138.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $138.70 Results below: Button has 5s 3s (two pair, nines and fives). Hero has Kh Ah (one pair, nines). Outcome: Button wins $138.70. __________ Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $9</font>, Button calls $6. Flop: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $18</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $72</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $93.90</font>, Button calls. Turn: ($205.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($205.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $205.80 Results below: Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and kings). Button has 7s Kd (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: Button wins $205.80. __________ Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $1. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP checks, Hero calls $1, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB checks. Flop: ($3.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $3. Turn: ($9.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $18</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $63 (All-in)</font>, MP calls. River: ($135.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Results below: Hero has Qh Th (straight, ace high). MP has 8c Ah (full house, eights full of aces). Outcome: MP wins $135.50. __________ UTG sucks Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, UTG calls $4, SB folds. Flop: ($9) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $51</font>, Hero calls. Turn: ($105) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($105) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $105 Results below: Hero has 9c 9h (one pair, nines). UTG has 8c Qd (two pair, queens and eights). Outcome: UTG wins $105. __________ I <3 getting coolered Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Button calls $1, Hero completes, BB checks. Flop: ($3) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $21</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $146.30</font>, Hero calls. Turn: ($215.46) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> River: ($215.46) Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Final Pot: $215.46 Results below: Hero has Jc Ah (two pair, aces and jacks). BB has 8c 8s (three of a kind, eights). Outcome: BB wins $215.46. __________ omg playerlogin????????? Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $3.5</font>, Hero calls $3.50, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>. Flop: ($8.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> MP folds. Final Pot: $8.50. __________ i was running [censored] before this [censored] 15 buyin downswing even [censored] happened and then i tilted off three [censored] buyins more now im [censored] breakeven after more than 30k [censored] bastard hands at 100nl [censored] [censored] sake i [censored] hate poker and also everything that is not poker except liquor which is my only friend |
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That's some [censored] up variance right there.
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First 2 hands, I would have played the turn differently. On the third hand, I don't like your river play. That's where I stopped reading.
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First 2 hands, I would have played the turn differently. On the third hand, I don't like your river play. That's where I stopped reading. [/ QUOTE ] Coach me? |
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Sorry, in all honestly, those are some nasty beats... I'd have probably killed everything within a 3 mile radius of me by about half way through that list.
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"First 2 hands, I would have played the turn differently. "
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Sorry, in all honestly, those are some nasty beats... [/ QUOTE ] NP lol, I did realise you were joking. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ] I'd have probably killed everything within a 3 mile radius of me by about half way through that list. [/ QUOTE ] What makes you think I haven't done that? |
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LOL @ the first two replies, who are by the OP. This guy is a BBV champ.
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