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I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
lol i got mugged, txredman style.
so i was at the corner store today on my way to the bus which takes me to my job. standing at the counter talking to sonny, the guy who owns it and calls me 'boss,' which is what every hispanic or indian or arab guy in new york calls any white man, even if he is some unkempt chud like me. it's kinda crowded in the store, i get to the counter and pull some bills out to pay for my purchase. a couple quarters fall out of my pocket. since there's a line, and the money didn't fall in someone's path or at their feet or anything, and change isn't real money unless you have to feed a meter anyway, i don't INSTANTLY go to pick it up. well in the two seconds it takes for me to hand sonny the money and turn around to get my quarters, this woman wriggles by me (she had to go between me and a shelf, it was def a squeeze to get there) and bends down to pick up the quarters. i'm like, "oh you don't need to do that." without saying a word to me she stands up and puts the money in her little zippered change compartment in her wallet and gets back in line. i look at sonny. i look at the woman. i look back at sonny. he shrugs. what do you think i did OOT? what would you have done? |
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Sometimes, you just have to just shake your head and laugh. This seems like one of those situations. I would've marvelled at the balls on that woman, because doing something like that takes some serious nerve.
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Yeah I'd let that one slide.
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Put the bitch in her place. Cue Wayne Brady pic.
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
I definitely say something along the lines of "Excuse me, ma'am, those were my quarters you just picked up."
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
tik this is washington heights. the belly of the beast homie. if you let bitches play you they know you pussy and it's a wrap, dog.
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Ask her for change of a dollar ..
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
I would look her dead in the eyes and say "for taking what was not yours, I curse you and your children, and your childrens children. one hundred years of pain and anguish you have brought upon you and yours" Then I would spit on the floor in front of her and walk out of the store.
seriously. |
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Wait for her to make a purchase. Have sonny either a) give you her change , b) have sonny take 50 cents from her purchase and give it to you OR c) choke a bitch
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Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
Watchoo gunna give me for those four bits, hon?
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