[Iron Tigran]

"...I dressed up... Tight blue jeans, tight pink shirt, spiked hair w gel ... dress shoes, fancy watch, foakley whisker sunglasses .and some super ... gold necklace. I was lookin pretty...

I head out with 3 of my housemates. ... Solid party. Of course I tell everyone I am a gay guy ... and .. one of the soccer girls tells me there is a... gay guy at the party dressed up as Zeus, in a robe with a staff. I don't believe her at first but she eventually convinces me. ...I decide to go [censored] ... him.

So I walk up to him, and I open the convo with one of my favorite Seinfeld lines: "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." He says "excuse me?" and I immediately jump into introduction-mode with "oh hi, my name is doucy, who are you?" He told me his name was Zeus, and we exchanged a nice firm ... shake...

So we are talking for a while, and I am telling him how much I love my newest gucci purse when he tells me he has a 5th of jager in the kitchen. I am never one to turn down jager... so I follow him to the kitchen. We take a few shots while discussing Ten Things I Hate About You ...

I take 2 more shots and am feeling very drunk. At this point I am probably the drunkest person at the party but of course I don't realize it.

Then Zeus asks me if I'd like to play some pong with him. Sure why the [censored] not. So we are playing and at some point I tell him I'm done, and I go sit down on the couch. I pass out.

Next thing I know I wake up on the floor, the sun is up, the party is over and everyone is gone... except Zeus. He is behind me, with his arm around me, and we are in the spooning position.

I say "...uh... hi."

He responds "Oh, uh, hi man."

I realize this guy has been... [censored] me all night..

"So, uh, did you like the party last night?" I ask.

He says "oh yeah, lots of fun, you?"

"Of course."

"Hey Zeus, umm this might seem kind of forward, but uh, do you want to suck my dick?"

"Oh... yeah, yeah definitely."

So he starts to move around me but I stop him and say "hey, howabout we go upstairs." He says "ok sure."

2 guys who I didn't recognize dart around the corner and see me towering over Zeus, with a "wtf" look on their faces. I decide that's enough and I leave house and head back to my house to pass out alone."