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the guy to dd's right, who was trying to convince me that i should be ecstatic about my $600 "double up in an hour" win in that game got extremely pissed and basically accused of us collusion. this was despite the fact that everyone had folded before we even acted preflop.

live poker is fun.

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The last time I played that game the two guys on my left got into the following conversation:

A: Hey I'm retarded, that's why I played Q5o for a raise and then called the KT3 flop.
B: Yeah me too, my cutoff for off suit Queens is at Q7o, they call that the computer hand.
A: The computer hand, why's that?
B: Because on computers it comes up more often.

Or I raise UTG with 99 bet all the way on J4662 and guy A calls me down all the way with 42o and tells me at showdown while I'm dragging the pot "I put you on a Jack".